You said something about paying taxes.
I say: Just get the fuck out of the fast lane if the guy behind you is going faster than you are.
I believe that Trinopus was attempting to point out the irony or Catch-22-ness of having a lane in which it is impossible to drive legally. If you go over 65, you’re speeding, which is illegal; but if you go under 65, you’re driving too slow for the fast lane, which is also illegal.
If I were taking his remark about taxes seriously, I would attempt to show him that it is possible to benefit from the fast lane’s existence without actually driving in it.
All I’m saying is just get the fuck out of the way. For the luv of fucking pete.
ETA: Can you hear John Lennon and Yoko Ono?
“All we are saying, is get the FUCK out of the way.”
Dude, he said he DIDN’T drive in the fast lane because he can’t do it legally. If he moves over any more he’ll be driving on the sidewalk.
I’m becoming more and more convinced that you didn’t even read the OP.
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Well if he ain’t in the fast lane, then he ain’t in anyone’s way. If he’s in the middle lane, and he’s got someone on his ass, then he should maybe consider running that fucker into a ditch.
Just a few years ago in South Korea, after a few food delivery scooter drivers got seriously injured and/or killed while speeding and driving like maniacs so they’d get the food to the customer in less than 30 minutes, there was a kind of push-back on the 30 minute delivery rule. The customers were calling in their order and specifically telling the restaurant that they did not expect the food in 30 minutes or less, drive safely.
Correct. That just plain irks me.
Tricky. Because no one can legally drive there, the way things stand now. The number one lane is a catch-22 of its own. Right now, a highway patrolman could pull over anyone using it, and ticket them.
I may benefit indirectly, but I’m still barred from (legally) using it, and that’s why I resent having to pay taxes for it. I want a rebate!
When what you really mean is
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!
Can’t you see I’m talking on the phone here … so would you STOP HONKING YOUR GODDAM HORN …
Well, yes, when it happens to be me that is being held up. But take right now, for example. I am standing in my kitchen, there is no one in my way. But somewhere… Somewhere, right now, there is someone that needs to move it on over and get the fuck out of someone elses’ way. And somewhere, 3 or 4 cars behind them, is someone else still, wondering why traffic is so fucked up.
Serious question, bobot: If someone is ‘in your way’, the proper response is for you to recklessly dart in and out of traffic, endangering other innocent drivers, in order to get past that person that is holding you up?
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No, I do not advocate reckless driving. But sometimes, when I witness it, I understand where it came from.
As far as I know, you can legally drive in the passing lanes as long as you are overtaking the traffic to your right. The law here is “keep right except to pass,” and in many states it is "slower traffic keep right, except to pass. The speed limit remains the same regardless of which lane you are in.
More like head of marble or empty space.
But, at least on Long Island, I have seen women drivers pulling the same reckless sh*t.
Years ago I decided I would just get out of their way and stay well back. Twice, I have avoided wrecks by doing so.
I may have an anomaly flavored opinion here but I’m all for pitting constantly weaving drivers and those who clog up the left lane no matter the speed.
I really don’t care if you get the fuck out of MY way or out of THE way. If traffic behind you is moving faster than you then move over.
I’ve been the guy passing and I’ve been the guy moving over. I found that the moving over when a faster car is behind you is much easier than passing a car in front of you which doesn’t move over either out of ignorance or a willful attempt to get his money’s worth out of his tax dollar.
Just as a matter of record, everything I posted last night was influenced by large amounts of alcohol. I do not endorse running people off of roads.
Heh. Take comfort in the fact that many of the people in traffic are assholes too, and not the heartwarming manipulations you have come up with.
My pit is for the fucker who stole my lunch. OTOH, maybe this was the only time they would get a meal this week. :rolleyes:
Actually, good point, that sometimes happens. The number one lane is moving at 45 mph, but the number two lane is moving at only 40 mph, so I’m perfectly legal in the fast lane.
Now, there may be assholes who want me to go 50, but so long as I’m going faster than the traffic in the next lane over, I’m legal.
(I’ll accept that it’s somewhat jerkish, but it’s legal.)
So I’ll have to reduce the sum I’m asking for in my lawsuit… 
You are legal until you have passed the person going 40. Then you have to move your pokey ass over so the guy going 50 can pass you.
They guy at the back trying to go 65 can kill you all and no jury in the world will convict. 