# My First Post - What Do I Need To Know? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 21, 2008, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-post-what-do-i-need-to-know/442207 "2008-03-21T10:40:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2008, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-post-what-do-i-need-to-know/442207/41 "2008-03-24T16:04:36Z")
I’m just stopping by to say howdy and welcome, and to throw around some aquatic wildlife. _hurls a very cranky squid at **Mera Naam Joker** …and a couple of trout…and a seal…and a shark_ ETA _Gets out measuring tape…_ QuardleOodleArdleWardleDoodle ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies Amateur 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2008, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-post-what-do-i-need-to-know/442207/42 "2008-03-24T18:03:33Z")
> [@KneadToKnow](#): > > Ladle. > Ladle. > Ladle. [QUOTE=Cluricaun] I made you out of clay? [/QUOTE] Great. Now I have the [Sister Hazel country-western cover](http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000X6ZED4/ref=dm_mu_dp_trk6?ie=UTF8&qid=1206381657&sr=8-4) of the song stuck in my head, from the Holiday album they just released last year. :smack: :smack: :smack: ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2008, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-post-what-do-i-need-to-know/442207/43 "2008-03-24T18:31:41Z")
Happy to help. ---
**Author:** ![Anaglyph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Anaglyph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaglyph)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-post-what-do-i-need-to-know/442207/44 "2008-03-25T14:17:45Z")
[QUOTE=wolf\_meister] Welcome to the SDMB **QuardleOodleArdleWardleDoodle** Perhaps the one thing you should know is that the deepest part of the world’s oceans is located in the [Marianas Trench](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marianas_Trench) in the Pacific Ocean and was only visited once. Do any Dopers have any more information about this? 🙂 [/QUOTE] In a bathyscaphe designed by a Swiss, built in Italy and purchased second hand by the U.S. Navy in 1958 for $250,000. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-post-what-do-i-need-to-know/442207/45 "2008-03-25T14:26:11Z")
The goat is not for insertion, or at least use plenty of lube. The squid is self-lubricating. Anything else you need to know, you’re sure to pick up along the way. Welcome to the SDMB! ---
**Author:** ![Genghis\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/45deac/32.png) [@Genghis\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genghis_Bob)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-post-what-do-i-need-to-know/442207/46 "2008-03-25T17:02:18Z")
[QUOTE=What Exit?] Before my time, but [Not many people know that…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=283407) [/QUOTE] But not before mine (post #3 - my one claim to fame). Ah, good times, good times . . . ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-post-what-do-i-need-to-know/442207/47 "2008-03-25T18:22:08Z")
I can’t believe that nobody has mentioned felching ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-post-what-do-i-need-to-know/442207/48 "2008-03-25T18:46:53Z")
Pay no attention to the scare tactics! (Or the man behind the curtain. :D) Welcome to the Board, **Oodle**. ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-post-what-do-i-need-to-know/442207/49 "2008-03-25T18:56:34Z")
If you know what “14 K of G in a F P D” stands for, please share. ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-post-what-do-i-need-to-know/442207/50 "2008-03-25T19:43:02Z")
[QUOTE=KRM] If you know what “14 K of G in a F P D” stands for, please share. [/QUOTE] 14 kilos of grass in a Ford parked down town. I think 🆒 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-post-what-do-i-need-to-know/442207.md?page=2)