# My first post **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 30, 2011, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-post/576472 "2011-03-30T04:44:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-post/576472/21 "2011-03-30T18:00:23Z")
> [@alounacara](#): > > I wear them inside because i have attack kittys I’m sorry. That’s incorrect. ---
**Author:** ![alounacara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6de8d8/32.png) [@alounacara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alounacara)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-post/576472/22 "2011-03-30T18:01:53Z")
Ok i wear them inside ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-post/576472/23 "2011-03-30T18:14:35Z")
Upcoming leading topics are: Cat shaving Wolverine vs. Strawberry Shortcake-which one can pole vault higher The petition to change the blue in the banner to lime green Changing the rules to allow silly answers to questions(currently not allowed.) ---
**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-post/576472/24 "2011-03-30T18:17:47Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > It’s lots of fun. Sneak up on them at night when they’re sleeping and give them a good push. Well played. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-post/576472/25 "2011-03-30T18:26:59Z")
**alounacara** , when in doubt just go for nitpicking minor details as if they were of life-altering importance. > [@Czarcasm](#): > > Wolverine vs. Strawberry Shortcake-which one can pole vault higher So we talkin’ the large weasel relative and dessert item, or the X-Man and the girlhood favorite doll/cartoon character? ‘Cause my girl Strawberry will open up a big can o’ [del]Redi-Whip[/del] whoopass on any mustelid, pastry, or adamantium-skeletoned mutant you throw at her. ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-post/576472/26 "2011-03-30T18:32:39Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Upcoming leading topics are: > … > Changing the rules to allow silly answers to questions(currently not allowed.) Aw, you’re no fun any more. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-post/576472/27 "2011-03-30T18:37:41Z")
> [@ugly ripe tomato](#): > > **alounacara** , when in doubt just go for nitpicking minor details as if they were of life-altering importance. > > So we talkin’ the large weasel relative and dessert item, or the X-Man and the girlhood favorite doll/cartoon character? To be decided in a runoff poll. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-post/576472/28 "2011-03-30T18:43:49Z")
If you want your thread to go ‘nowhere’, you can inquire about airplanes taking off on treadmills. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-post/576472/29 "2011-03-30T18:48:01Z")
> [@](#): > > Cat shaving Which disposable razor is best for cats? ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-post/576472/30 "2011-03-30T18:58:53Z")
**blondebear** : IM limited E, disposable razors don’t seem to be appropriate for cats. As they lack opposable thumbs (claws?) they can’t get a good grip on the razor handle, and the razor falls to the floor all the time. Cats seem to do much better with a paid provider giving them a shave. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-post/576472/31 "2011-03-30T19:18:14Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Cat shaving Seriously? There are people who shave their pussies?:eek: ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-post/576472/32 "2011-03-30T19:19:04Z")
> [@Scuba\_Ben](#): > > **blondebear** Cats seem to do much better with a paid provider giving them a shave. And they look better with a little tuft on the top or a strip down the middle. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-post/576472/33 "2011-03-30T19:24:42Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Seriously? There are people who shave their pussies?:eek: I believe it started in Brazil. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-post/576472/34 "2011-03-30T19:29:10Z")
> [@alounacara](#): > > Wow you must be the brightspark of this forum **alounacara** , I just wrote you a mod note over [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=13632362&posted=1#post13632362), suggesting that you familiarize yourself with our rules. Let me suggest that again here – and point out that another of our specific rules is “no insults.” Thanks for complying, **twickster** , for the SDMB ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-post/576472/35 "2011-03-30T19:32:29Z")
Aw great. Two first threads by the new poster, two Mod Notes. We’ll _never_ get to the new poster initiation at this rate. Hi **alounacara** , welcome to the Dope. Please have a seat, read the rules, and try not to worry about either the strange noises from the next thread over or the strange posts in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Sauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Sauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sauron)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-post/576472/36 "2011-03-30T19:40:56Z")
> [@limegreen](#): > > There are lots of us here, although I, personally, prefer the term Grammar Nazi. You misspelled “Grandma Nazi.” ---
**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-post/576472/37 "2011-03-30T20:24:51Z")
> [@alounacara](#): > > Ive never tipped a waitress [Neither does Mr. Pink](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-qV9wVGb38) ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-post/576472/38 "2011-03-30T21:04:22Z")
Ketchup on hotdogs? Before you answer, consider carefully: we know how to find you. Same goes for beans in chili. ---
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-post/576472/39 "2011-03-30T21:32:00Z")
I like to call them Grammer Nazi’s, just to mess with them. ---
**Author:** ![alounacara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6de8d8/32.png) [@alounacara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alounacara)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-post/576472/40 "2011-03-30T21:35:08Z")
> [@septimus](#): > > [Neither does Mr. Pink](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-qV9wVGb38) haha [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-post/576472.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-post/576472.md?page=3)