# My fucking mother. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 21, 2010, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fucking-mother/544024 "2010-06-21T19:28:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fucking-mother/544024/21 "2010-06-24T22:53:00Z")
> [@Todderbob](#): > > Besides, I’ve already promised my father his own Miami condo with a hot, live in nurse who wears miniskirts when he’s in his 70s. Can I adopt you? I’m in my 30s - that’s old enough, right? Oh, and my dad is silly sometimes. Hate me, **kevja** , hate me! ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fucking-mother/544024/22 "2010-06-25T00:17:00Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > Sounds like **Kevja** needs to bulk up on high fiber foods and laxatives then get on over to **Sampiro’s** epic family stories for some serious thread shitting. I mean, if **Todderbob’s** OP sounded bad to **Kevja** , **Sampiro’s** posts will send him/her totally over the edge. I would happily buy a novel based on **Sampiro’s** threads. ---
**Author:** ![Todderbob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47774/32.png) [@Todderbob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Todderbob)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fucking-mother/544024/23 "2010-06-25T00:24:46Z")
> [@begbert2](#): > > Can I adopt you? > > I’m in my 30s - that’s old enough, right? > > Oh, and my dad is silly sometimes. Hate me, **kevja** , hate me! Unfortunately, not quiet old enough. Also, he’s got a substantial investment in me, so I think I owe 'im. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fucking-mother/544024/24 "2010-06-25T07:25:26Z")
Thank god this isn’t a rant of “My regular mother vs. my fucking mother”. They really should get along more anyway. ---
**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fucking-mother/544024/25 "2010-06-25T07:50:30Z")
> [@BubbaDog](#): > > I would happily buy a novel based on **Sampiro’s** threads. hell, i printed out [Woman behold thy daughter daughter thy mother and both of you lose my number](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=326481&highlight=woman+meet) thread to read … and I have passed it around to a couple people who entirely enjoyed it. I comb bound it and it is sitting on the shelf over my computer right now =) ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fucking-mother/544024/26 "2010-06-25T22:25:17Z")
> [@Todderbob](#): > > Although she has _her_ mothers genes, and I don’t see how they could possibly be related. Uh-oh. It’s one of those things that skips a generation. Good luck with havin’ kids! ---
**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fucking-mother/544024/27 "2010-06-25T23:10:55Z")
> [@Todderbob](#): > > Unfortunately, not quiet old enough. Also, he’s got a substantial investment in me, so I think I owe 'im. Well, darn. If it helps, next year I’ll be a year older! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2010, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fucking-mother/544024/28 "2010-06-26T02:01:11Z")
Holy Hatfield & McCoys, was it necessary to mention people like your great aunt’s sister’s cousin and 3rd step cousin once removed in this rant? I had no idea what you were talking about with all that extraneous gibberish. Push some extra family members between you and your mama and block her out of your sight if you can’t stand her so much. ---
**Author:** ![Todderbob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47774/32.png) [@Todderbob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Todderbob)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2010, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fucking-mother/544024/29 "2010-06-26T14:08:15Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > Holy Hatfield & McCoys, was it necessary to mention people like your great aunt’s sister’s cousin and 3rd step cousin once removed in this rant? I had no idea what you were talking about with all that extraneous gibberish. Push some extra family members between you and your mama and block her out of your sight if you can’t stand her so much. My great aunts sister would also be ny great aunt, her cousin would be something else entirely – no idea what. Either way, I did mention mt great aunt, but no one else other than grandparents and first cousins. Shouldn’t have been that hard to follow unless you were drunk or dumb. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fucking-mother/544024.md?page=1)