# My fucking refridgerator!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fucking-refridgerator/119060>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 15, 2002, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fucking-refridgerator/119060 "2002-07-15T15:04:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![dragongirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b38774/32.png) [@dragongirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragongirl)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fucking-refridgerator/119060/1 "2002-07-15T15:04:53Z")

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My refridgerator crapped out last night ! We’ve got water leaking out of the bottom of the thing. I called a repairman, ready to pay through the nose for overtime, and he said he didn’t think it was worth saving.

This morning I went out to buy a new fridge, since I live in east bumfuck, there is only one place that sells furniture and appliances for about 35 miles. Of course, there is only one guy that delivers, and he is so backed up that I can’t get a fridge until tomorrow.

How the fuck am I supposed to keep my food from going bad until then ? I’ve already got six big bags of ice packed around the food, I’m probably going to have to find more ice somewhere. It will not be an easy task since we have a lot of tourists around buying up all the ice. If I had neighbor that were even close to normal, I would ask if I could keep a few things in their refridgerators, but I’m surrounded by lunitics !

Shit ! Shit ! Shit !

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**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fucking-refridgerator/119060/2 "2002-07-15T15:09:10Z")

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You might be able to fix it by dislodging that letter “d” from the compressor.

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**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fucking-refridgerator/119060/3 "2002-07-15T15:11:49Z")

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Why are there a lot of tourists in East Bumfuck, and

Why are they buying up all the ice?

(Sorry about the refrigerator woes) 😉

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**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fucking-refridgerator/119060/4 "2002-07-15T15:31:32Z")

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Well, _nobody_ goes to West Bumfuck. I thought _everybody_ knew that…sheesh.

Keep the door closed dragon girl, at least as much as you can.

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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fucking-refridgerator/119060/5 "2002-07-15T15:39:00Z")

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Have a big cookout and use everything in the frig.