# My gf and i met kreayshawn at pride

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-gf-and-i-met-kreayshawn-at-pride/681015>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 10, 2014, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-gf-and-i-met-kreayshawn-at-pride/681015 "2014-02-10T23:47:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![kkkodyriley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/65b543/32.png) [@kkkodyriley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kkkodyriley)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2014, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-gf-and-i-met-kreayshawn-at-pride/681015/1 "2014-02-10T23:47:58Z")

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shes kinda flat, her friends came up after and grabbed her arms and tried taking off the band aids she was wearing on her titties lol

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**Author:** ![jonesj2205](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecc23a/32.png) [@jonesj2205](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jonesj2205)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2014, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-gf-and-i-met-kreayshawn-at-pride/681015/2 "2014-02-10T23:49:30Z")

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Reported

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2014, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-gf-and-i-met-kreayshawn-at-pride/681015/3 "2014-02-10T23:54:17Z")

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What’s a kreayshawn? 😕

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**Author:** ![FightMyIgnorance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71e660/32.png) [@FightMyIgnorance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FightMyIgnorance)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2014, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-gf-and-i-met-kreayshawn-at-pride/681015/4 "2014-02-10T23:57:54Z")

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Never stop, Straight Dope.

Serious question time: I’m not the only one doesn’t have the dimmest idea what he’s talking about, right?

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**Author:** ![Foggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foggy/32/1082_2.png) [@Foggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foggy)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-gf-and-i-met-kreayshawn-at-pride/681015/5 "2014-02-11T00:13:04Z")

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Kreayshawn From Wikipedia:

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> Natassia Gail Zolot (born September 24, 1989),[1] better known by her stage name Kreayshawn, is an American recording artist and music video director from Oakland, California.

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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-gf-and-i-met-kreayshawn-at-pride/681015/6 "2014-02-11T00:22:10Z")

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[Here’s](http://youtu.be/6WJFjXtHcy4) the one song I know from her.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-gf-and-i-met-kreayshawn-at-pride/681015/7 "2014-02-11T00:37:27Z")

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> [@FightMyIgnorance](#):
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> Never stop, Straight Dope.
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> Serious question time: I’m not the only one doesn’t have the dimmest idea what he’s talking about, right?

Nope. You’re not the only one.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-gf-and-i-met-kreayshawn-at-pride/681015/8 "2014-02-11T00:45:46Z")

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What’s this about band-aids on the titties?

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-gf-and-i-met-kreayshawn-at-pride/681015/9 "2014-02-11T00:47:47Z")

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I’m not sure, but I bet there was a link to a picture we’re not supposed to look at from work, so I’m certainly not going to go Googling for it.

Props, however, to the OP for realizing he shouldn’t have posted the link, and deleting it before the edit window expired. And possibly Grand Bull Moose Winner of the Unpronounceable Username Award.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-gf-and-i-met-kreayshawn-at-pride/681015/10 "2014-02-11T01:24:08Z")

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> What’s this about band-aids on the titties?

Easily googlable.

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**Author:** ![kkkodyriley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/65b543/32.png) [@kkkodyriley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kkkodyriley)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-gf-and-i-met-kreayshawn-at-pride/681015/11 "2014-02-11T02:07:58Z")

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> What’s this about band-aids on the titties?

yeah sorry didnt realize, all she was wearing a the pride parade was band aids on her tits

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**Author:** ![kkkodyriley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/65b543/32.png) [@kkkodyriley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kkkodyriley)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-gf-and-i-met-kreayshawn-at-pride/681015/12 "2014-02-11T02:27:29Z")

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lol it was funny her flailing around when her friends grabbed her arms and tried snatching off her band aids, she was soo red

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-gf-and-i-met-kreayshawn-at-pride/681015/13 "2014-02-11T02:35:30Z")

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> Quoth **Loach** :
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> Easily googlable.

If you Google for “kreayshawn band aids”, the first hit is this very thread, and all the rest seem to be spurious.

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**Author:** ![kkkodyriley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/65b543/32.png) [@kkkodyriley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kkkodyriley)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-gf-and-i-met-kreayshawn-at-pride/681015/14 "2014-02-11T02:45:44Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> If you Google for “kreayshawn band aids”, the first hit is this very thread, and all the rest seem to be spurious.

pm’d you the link

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-gf-and-i-met-kreayshawn-at-pride/681015/15 "2014-02-11T04:08:07Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> What’s a kreayshawn? 😕

Yeah, thanks,\*\* kkk-ody-riley\*\*, for sharing enough info with us that we could figure out what you were talking about.

(I hope you’re not married: “Hey, where are you? I texted ‘ **jitney tires akimbo** ’ half an hour ago!”)

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-gf-and-i-met-kreayshawn-at-pride/681015/16 "2014-02-11T05:00:11Z")

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I’m closing this since it seems to be pointless. Much more than the forum name allows.

If you can write an OP that is sensible, understandable, and coherent, you can try again…but please make it clear what you’re referring to or talking about.
