# My girl is red hot... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 9, 2008, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-girl-is-red-hot/459380 "2008-08-09T04:28:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-girl-is-red-hot/459380/1 "2008-08-09T04:28:52Z")
…your girl ain’t doodly squat! Get this: thinks I’m good lookin & witty, wants to help me overhaul the MR2 motor & suspension, _loves_ football and hates beer (so she won’t be taking my last beer, see?), drives a fast car, likes fishing, doesn’t care that I’m broke as long as I’ll be her travelling companion, better than easy on the eyes, worth talking to in the morning but still the morning comes too fast, digs walking in the rain, melts when I look at her, smiles when I smile, cleans up nice for a night out of culture or pub-crawling…you get the idea. That other shoe’s gotta drop sometime, don’t it? _wheee…_ ---
**Author:** ![Satellite\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Satellite\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satellite_Guy)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-girl-is-red-hot/459380/2 "2008-08-09T05:13:14Z")
Two things: 1. any pics? 2. you have an MR2?!? awesome! She sounds absolutely kick-ass, my friend! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-girl-is-red-hot/459380/3 "2008-08-09T07:51:01Z")
**Inigo** , quick, throw me your bouquet!! Maybe I’ll be next. ---
**Author:** ![Merhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Merhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merhouse)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-girl-is-red-hot/459380/4 "2008-08-09T17:20:04Z")
I hope that other shoe never drops, but if it does, there’d better be someone there to catch it 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-girl-is-red-hot/459380/5 "2008-08-09T20:40:59Z")
Wake up! ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-girl-is-red-hot/459380/6 "2008-08-09T20:55:11Z")
Congrats! You sound so happy! ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-girl-is-red-hot/459380/7 "2008-08-09T21:05:33Z")
Yeah, but does she sleeps in the kitchen with her feets out the door? ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2008, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-girl-is-red-hot/459380/8 "2008-08-11T01:10:09Z")
[QUOTE=Dinsdale] Yeah, but does she sleeps in the kitchen with her feets out the door? [/QUOTE] he he, knew I couldn’t use the lyric here with any kind of safety. Pretty sure I’m dreamin. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2008, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-girl-is-red-hot/459380/9 "2008-08-11T16:28:12Z")
You’ve been doing her too? What a coincidence! _d&R_ ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2008, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-girl-is-red-hot/459380/10 "2008-08-11T16:45:58Z")
[QUOTE=Really Not All That Bright] You’ve been doing her too? What a coincidence! _d&R_ [/QUOTE] Well, I knew you were involved with her **RNATB** , but yer ma is just so damned cute I couldn’t resist her charms. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-girl-is-red-hot/459380/11 "2008-08-12T00:54:29Z")
I’ve seen her. Her Adam’s apple is cause for concern. (Congrats. I hope it lasts as long as you want it to.)