# My God, I'm Peter

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-god-im-peter/270033>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 19, 2004, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-god-im-peter/270033 "2004-10-19T14:28:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Zog\_10](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c57346/32.png) [@Zog\_10](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zog_10)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-god-im-peter/270033/41 "2004-10-21T18:27:58Z")

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> [@FriarTed](#):
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> Am I the only one who opened this wondering how Maus came to deny Christ three times?

Eh…No.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-god-im-peter/270033/42 "2004-10-21T18:35:44Z")

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> [@FriarTed](#):
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> Am I the only one who opened this wondering how Maus came to deny Christ three times?

Hey, I was hanging around Jerusalem one Friday evening, when this hippie looking dude invited me to dinner. Next thing I know, centurions were hauling him away.

That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.

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**Author:** ![galt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/35a633/32.png) [@galt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galt)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-god-im-peter/270033/43 "2004-10-21T18:38:59Z")

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> [@astro](#):
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> I’m the printer

So … what the fuck _does_ PCLOADLETTER mean?

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**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-god-im-peter/270033/44 "2004-10-21T20:15:34Z")

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GODDAMN you **Galt**!!! You beat me by one stinkin’ post!!!  
_Gets out baseball bat_

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**Author:** ![Odinoneeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@Odinoneeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odinoneeye)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-god-im-peter/270033/45 "2004-10-22T02:37:51Z")

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Milton. I don’t have a stapler, but I never get cake at office parties.

(well I’m diabetic so I don’t eat it on purpose, but it’s the closest I can come to)

(Plus Milton is just so cool)

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-god-im-peter/270033/46 "2004-10-22T03:42:07Z")

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> [@galt](#):
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> So … what the fuck _does_ PCLOADLETTER mean?

[What do you _think_ it means you tard?](http://pcloadletter.ytmnd.com/) It means you’re unemployed! It means you can go back to doing your little resume monkey dance. That’s it, beg for a job, like a good little code monkey! Beg monkey! Beg!

Sincerely,

The Printer

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**Author:** ![jujuju](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7993a0/32.png) [@jujuju](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jujuju)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-god-im-peter/270033/47 "2004-10-22T20:41:52Z")

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> [@astro](#):
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> [What do you _think_ it means you tard?](http://pcloadletter.ytmnd.com/) It means you’re unemployed! It means you can go back to doing your little resume monkey dance. That’s it, beg for a job, like a good little code monkey! Beg monkey! Beg!
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> Sincerely,
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> The Printer

um, if at work, turn down your volume before clicking on that link…

can i be jennifer anniston? i have 10 pieces of flair.

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**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-god-im-peter/270033/48 "2004-10-22T21:13:34Z")

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Sorry, but you see, other people have up to 23 pieces of flair. Your 10 pieces show that you are only willing to do the minimum. Go home and watch kung-fu now.

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**Author:** ![alphaFemale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecb155/32.png) [@alphaFemale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaFemale)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-god-im-peter/270033/49 "2004-10-22T21:21:07Z")

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> [@NurseCarmen](#):
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> I am Peter’s neighbor.

nice.

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