My Green-Less Thumb!

gumby, i don’t know that it’s possible to kill pothos. it’s a viney thing with maybe 4" long leaves, bigger than ivy. comes all green, green & white, green & yellow.

you can start it up a peat moss post or put it in a hanging basket. i’ve had several going for years. when older leaves do die off, i rebury that part of the stem & new sections sprout.

asparagus fern & spider plant are very nice indoors, full & airy. they do especially well when they become rootbound (the stuff in the pot is more root than soil).

one thing any of you w/ plant problems might try is starting w/ a larger plant. if it’s old enough to have gotten big, it’s a hardier specimen. i like the challenge of little plants, but i killed off a lot of them over time, mostly learning to not water them. once you overcome the urge to baby them, you can go on to touchier beauties.

& do invest in an indoor plant book. there will be suggestions like watering schedules & easy-care plants, discussions of the pros & cons of different kinds of planters (ones w/ no drainage holes are the most challenging).

&, vince, get w/ the zen-gardening-physics thing, hon. commune w/ them. let them just live instead of working so hard at trying to keep them alive.

& stop watering.

Gumby, I feel your pain, brother! Sometimes I feel like maybe I have this negative-plant aura or something :wink:

Special, tonight, I meditate on the oneness of my plants and I. <sits in Lotus position, breathes in through nose…out through mouth, centering on the universal life force and spreading love to my plants>


“Teaching without words and work without doing are understood by very few.”
-Tao Te Ching

you go, guy!


The purpose of life is to matter, to count, to have it make a difference you lived at all.