# My hovercraft is full of eels? Whaa?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-hovercraft-is-full-of-eels-whaa/206227>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 8, 2003, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-hovercraft-is-full-of-eels-whaa/206227 "2003-10-08T04:46:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-hovercraft-is-full-of-eels-whaa/206227/101 "2003-10-13T16:11:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by lost4life \*  
> \*\*No no no, we want to see the…_dog kennels_ -wink wink- \*\*

Well, if you meant mattress, why didn’t you say a mattress. I mean it’s very confusing for me, if you go and say dog kennels, when you mean mattress. Why not just say \*mattress? \*

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**Author:** ![Lux\_Interior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a88e57/32.png) [@Lux\_Interior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Interior)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-hovercraft-is-full-of-eels-whaa/206227/102 "2003-10-13T17:52:29Z")

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Silly bunt!

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-hovercraft-is-full-of-eels-whaa/206227/103 "2003-10-13T18:00:13Z")

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Mr. Arthur “Two-Sheds” Jackson

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**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-hovercraft-is-full-of-eels-whaa/206227/104 "2003-10-13T21:22:22Z")

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I think he said blessed are the cheesemakers.

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**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-hovercraft-is-full-of-eels-whaa/206227/105 "2003-10-14T05:21:25Z")

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What kind of talk is that?

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**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-hovercraft-is-full-of-eels-whaa/206227/106 "2003-10-14T12:52:18Z")

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> \*Originally posted by BMalion \*  
> \*\*Well, if you meant mattress, why didn’t you say a mattress. I mean it’s very confusing for me, if you go and say dog kennels, when you mean mattress. Why not just say \*mattress? \* \*\*

Well, I mean you put a bag over your head last time I said mattress.

_AND DID THOSE FEET, IN ANCIENT TIME, WALK UPON ENGLAND’S MOUNTAINS GREEN_

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**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-hovercraft-is-full-of-eels-whaa/206227/107 "2003-10-14T18:36:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by lost4life \*  
> \*\*Well, I mean you put a bag over your head last time I said mattress.
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\*puts bag on head. \*

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