# My Hummer isn't big enough anymore, I feel inadequate.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-hummer-isnt-big-enough-anymore-i-feel-inadequate/264469>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 14, 2004, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-hummer-isnt-big-enough-anymore-i-feel-inadequate/264469 "2004-09-14T21:14:33Z")\
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**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-hummer-isnt-big-enough-anymore-i-feel-inadequate/264469/41 "2004-09-16T23:14:50Z")

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> [@Enginerd](#):
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> I used to drive a truck about that size for a landscaper. I can’t imagine anybody wanting to navigate that beast to work every day.

Oh, I can. It won’t be long before they’re taking up four parking spaces in Scottsdale.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2004, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-hummer-isnt-big-enough-anymore-i-feel-inadequate/264469/42 "2004-09-17T00:22:54Z")

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> [@lissener](#):
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> They offer a PDF to print and place your own stickers. Tell me you don’t think anyone, anywhere, had ever acted on that offer.

Hmm. I guess I posted too quickly. If someone is really slapping these things on working trucks, I’m with **Paul Fitzroy** and I hope someone does pop them in the face. I hate suburban SUV’s as much as the next guy, but people really do need and use their trucks. (Also I don’t believe in vandalism at all, even against dumbass suburban SUV’s.)

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