My Hummer isn't big enough anymore, I feel inadequate.

Oh, I can. It won’t be long before they’re taking up four parking spaces in Scottsdale.

Hmm. I guess I posted too quickly. If someone is really slapping these things on working trucks, I’m with Paul Fitzroy and I hope someone does pop them in the face. I hate suburban SUV’s as much as the next guy, but people really do need and use their trucks. (Also I don’t believe in vandalism at all, even against dumbass suburban SUV’s.)