# My husband brought home 4 dozen eggs. Now what?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** food-cooking\
**Created:** [December 22, 2023, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-brought-home-4-dozen-eggs-now-what/994998 "2023-12-22T18:05:12Z")\
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Never had them with gravy, but I do like hot English mustard. I have it with bangers, too.

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> [@CairoCarol](#):
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> You can tell if your eggs are good by seeing if they float - if they do, they’re bad.

[Not according to the USDA.](https://ask.usda.gov/s/article/What-does-it-mean-when-an-egg-floats-in-water#:~:text=An%20egg%20can%20float%20in,to%20use%20or%20discard%20it.) They’re older, but not necessarily bad.

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> [@Whack-a-Mole](#):
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> I like Scotch eggs but I admit the promise is never delivered on. You read the description and it sounds great but it never really lives up to that.
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> I’ll still happily eat one though.

I have had two scotch eggs in my life. Once at a restaurant by my house and then another time at the same restaurant. Then the restaurant stopped making them. They were excellent. Maybe I shouldn’t push my luck and ever have one again.

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**Post date:** [December 23, 2023, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-brought-home-4-dozen-eggs-now-what/994998/84 "2023-12-23T07:52:20Z")

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make some baked goods … especially cookies you’ll be surprised how fast you go through eggs …

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**Post date:** [December 23, 2023, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-brought-home-4-dozen-eggs-now-what/994998/85 "2023-12-23T08:00:14Z")

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> [@needscoffee](#):
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> [Not according to the USDA.](https://ask.usda.gov/s/article/What-does-it-mean-when-an-egg-floats-in-water#:~:text=An%20egg%20can%20float%20in,to%20use%20or%20discard%20it.) They’re older, but not necessarily bad.

Thanks for that! TIL.

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**Post date:** [December 23, 2023, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-brought-home-4-dozen-eggs-now-what/994998/86 "2023-12-23T14:03:09Z")

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Eggnog? I just learned that real eggnog has to sit in the fridge for a month and “talk to itself”. This recipe is from my boss at work.

Eggnog

You will need two bowls.  
1 quart heavy cream  
3 cups liquor (1 cup rum, 2 cups bourbon or just 3 cups of either one) 6 eggs  
¾ cup sugar  
pinch of salt

Beat until very light 6 egg yolks  
½ cup sugar  
pinch of salt  
add the liquor and the cream  
beat well

Beat until stiff 5 egg whites (throw away one egg white)  
Beat in ¼ cup sugar

Carefully combine the two mixtures until thoroughly blended

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> [@ArtBeforeScience](#):
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> Eggnog? I just learned that real eggnog has to sit in the fridge for a month and “talk to itself”. This recipe is from my boss at work

Which is why it is way too late for even New Year’s Eggnog, as mentioned.

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> [@hajario](#):
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> Once again, I’ll share this device that makes easiest steamed eggs ever
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> [https://www.amazon.com/Dash-Rapid-Egg-Cooker-Scrambled/dp/B00DDXYC6O](https://www.amazon.com/Dash-Rapid-Egg-Cooker-Scrambled/dp/B00DDXYC6O)

My gf has this and loves it. Pricking the shell before steaming means that the shells slide right off.

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> Which is why it is way too late for even New Year’s Eggnog, as mentioned.

I’ve made fresh eggnog and served it the very same day several times. It was excellent! Sure, ageing it will change it some, but it’s great right away. Just be sure to taste it while adding the booze, as the flavors won’t have a chance to mellow with age. You can even serve the booze on the side if you want kids to help drink it up. Or just separate some out before you fortify it.

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**Post date:** [December 24, 2023, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-brought-home-4-dozen-eggs-now-what/994998/90 "2023-12-24T00:01:00Z")

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Slightly Burnt Toad in the Hole and Eggplant Fritters-- 5 eggs total.

The T in the H is very, very reminiscent of a Dutch Baby I made for the fam except instead of sausage it was strawberries and was dusted with powdered sugar. And wasn’t burnt.

[[Album] imgur.com ![](https://i.imgur.com/QGaOyHI.jpeg?fb "imgur.com") ](https://imgur.com/a/4NuPz50)

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Something I’ve asked my wife to make from time to time:

> **[How to Make Lemon Curd (5 Ingredients) - Sally's Baking Addiction](https://sallysbakingaddiction.com/how-to-make-lemon-curd/)**
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> You only need 5 simple ingredients to make tangy, sweet, creamy homemade lemon curd, and it comes together on the stove in just 10 minutes.

Great on baked goods, other desserts, in a ramekin topped with fresh whipped cream…

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I was actually thinking of making lemon curd cookies for Christmas. But i don’t have the lemons and I am NOT trying to go to the supermarket for the next two days or so.

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> I’ve only had them at Ye Olde King’s Head in Santa Monica. Loved them every time. (They serve(d) them with brown gravy.)

The only place I’ve ever had them, too!

> [@Whack-a-Mole](#):
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> I love egg salad. Still looking for that perfect egg salad recipe though.

Mine’s very simple. Just Best Foods mayonnaise, a little mustard, salt, and celery seed (crushed in your hand before stirring in). Oh, and hard boiled eggs, of course. I had egg salad like that at Lindberg’s Nutrition decades ago, and it hit the spot for me.

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That’s absolutely fair. One thing I’ll mention is that in my area at least, while going into the store is sheer madness, the order ahead and pickup, while doing a brisk turnover, seems the smart way to get stuff you need. At least, as long as it isn’t anything you’re worried about having to substitute, or where being able to personally check quality/freshness is important.

Although it’s a small benefit, because in my area almost all the groceries are part of mini strip malls, and just getting in and out of them is an exercise in road rage.

Still, it’s worth doing for a post Xmas, pre-New Years egg-stravaganza!

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I just skimmed the thread so may have missed it, but has anyone suggested eggs benedict?

Link to a [recipe](https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/17205/eggs-benedict/) on allrecipes dot com. I don’t know how good it is.

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All this egg talk makes me want to make deviled eggs. Dammit.

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> i don’t have the lemons and I am NOT trying to go to the supermarket for the next two days or so.

A xmas tradition is my gf sending me out to get the one thing she forgot….two or three times. Yesterday I was sent to the farm market for flour. Then, an hour later for butter.

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Heh. I just got back from retrieving powdered sugar and chocolate chips.

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You can use eggs to make a simple face mask.

IIRC the whites help tone skin & tighten pores, while the yolks are moisturizing for dry skin.

You can also use them in your hair, but be sure to rinse with cool water. Those of us who like hit showers risk scrambling the eggs directly on our scalps!

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We bought 4 dozen eggs 2 days ago. Feeding 5 people for a week will get rid of those easily.

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