# My husband, commasense, is a demon lover! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 30, 2011, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-commasense-is-a-demon-lover/587357 "2011-06-30T04:01:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![pussycat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9e5f3/32.png) [@pussycat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pussycat)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-commasense-is-a-demon-lover/587357/1 "2011-06-30T04:01:21Z")
Some of you may recall this thread: [Imminent sex after long hiatus. Should I lower her expectations in advance?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=541452) in which **commasense** , sensing that he was about to have sex for the first time in a _very_ long time, with me, asked for your advice about how to handle this momentous occasion. well…it’s almost 19 months later, we’re [very happily married](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=571768), and he has been and IS amazing!!! He rocks my world! I call him my demon lover, he’s so great. I’ve had several other lovers, and two marriages, and he is the most generous lover ever. He brings me to screams of ecstasy and tears of joy. So…thanks to all who encouraged him, he’s been wonderful. And one word of advice: don’t give up on guys who may lack confidence at first – they can learn fast and outshine them all. ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-commasense-is-a-demon-lover/587357/2 "2011-06-30T04:09:16Z")
So are you saying that you’re a demon? ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-commasense-is-a-demon-lover/587357/3 "2011-06-30T04:11:18Z")
Well, that’s nice, dear. ---
**Author:** ![Tarwater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9de0a6/32.png) [@Tarwater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tarwater)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-commasense-is-a-demon-lover/587357/4 "2011-06-30T04:19:33Z")
_No._ ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-commasense-is-a-demon-lover/587357/5 "2011-06-30T04:25:26Z")
> [@Alice\_The\_Goon](#): > > Well, that’s nice, dear. I was wondering what a good response would be 😉 ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-commasense-is-a-demon-lover/587357/6 "2011-06-30T04:27:27Z")
Awwww… I think it’s sweet. ---
**Author:** ![Farmer\_Jane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Farmer\_Jane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Farmer_Jane)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-commasense-is-a-demon-lover/587357/7 "2011-06-30T04:30:52Z")
Is her name really **pussy** cat? ---
**Author:** ![pussycat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9e5f3/32.png) [@pussycat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pussycat)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-commasense-is-a-demon-lover/587357/8 "2011-06-30T04:34:35Z")
That’s what he calls me. From “The Owl and the Pussycat,” actually. ---
**Author:** ![pussycat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9e5f3/32.png) [@pussycat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pussycat)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-commasense-is-a-demon-lover/587357/9 "2011-06-30T04:37:59Z")
> [@Zyada](#): > > So are you saying that you’re a demon? Oh, I was quoting Samuel Coleridge in his poem “Kubla Khan” - “…woman wailing for her demon lover…” ---
**Author:** ![ShelliBean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@ShelliBean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShelliBean)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-commasense-is-a-demon-lover/587357/10 "2011-06-30T04:42:01Z")
DAMMIT these are never about me. It’s because of the teeth thing, or the flying monkeys, right? I’ll get better!! ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-commasense-is-a-demon-lover/587357/11 "2011-06-30T05:00:54Z")
Obvious sock is obvious. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-commasense-is-a-demon-lover/587357/12 "2011-06-30T05:49:45Z")
And here I was expecting **commasense** to be revealed as a Satan worshipper. I am disappointed. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-commasense-is-a-demon-lover/587357/13 "2011-06-30T11:59:02Z")
Halfway through the OP, I was looking for the sheep. ---
**Author:** ![Southern\_Yankee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/southern_yankee/32/2800_2.png) [@Southern\_Yankee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Southern_Yankee)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-commasense-is-a-demon-lover/587357/14 "2011-06-30T13:05:08Z")
Sounds to me like someone left their account up and their PC unlocked… ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-commasense-is-a-demon-lover/587357/15 "2011-06-30T13:39:12Z")
I’m going to wait for the other sock to drop, so to speak. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-commasense-is-a-demon-lover/587357/16 "2011-06-30T13:47:22Z")
> [@pussycat](#): > > My husband, commasense, is a demon lover! As long as you’re not interrupted by a visitor from Porlock, sounds like everything’s going to be fine. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-commasense-is-a-demon-lover/587357/17 "2011-06-30T16:55:05Z")
> [@pussycat](#): > > That’s what he calls me. From “The Owl and the Pussycat,” actually. We sing that to our 15 month old son for bedtime every night. “The owl and the pussycat went to sea in a beautiful pea green boat…” We’ve got it worked out in harmony. It’s nice. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Indyellen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/indyellen/32/4176_2.png) [@Indyellen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indyellen)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-commasense-is-a-demon-lover/587357/18 "2011-06-30T16:58:03Z")
So does that make this OP a sock sneak brag? (If the OP is a sock, a stipulation of which I am not necessarily convinced.) ---
**Author:** ![commasense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/commasense/32/3017_2.png) [@commasense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commasense)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-commasense-is-a-demon-lover/587357/19 "2011-06-30T17:12:12Z")
I promise you that my wife is not a sock. If I were going to praise my own sexual prowess, I wouldn’t have waited 18 months after the original thread to do it. No, **pussycat** really is my wife, and really feels this way about me. She wanted me to add a post in the original thread, saying how great I was, but I was too modest for that (and anticipated your outspoken skepticism). So I suggested she start a new thread, which I hoped would have a little more credibility. Of course, I insisted that MPSIMS was the appropriate place for it. What can I say? I never expected to become a sex god at the age of 55. (FYI, **pussycat** has forbidden me to attend any future Dopefests or other RL meets of Dopers without her, lest some female Dopers attempt to verify her claims. Not that I would ever succumb to such temptations, of course!) ---
**Author:** ![papergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/aca169/32.png) [@papergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/papergirl)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-commasense-is-a-demon-lover/587357/20 "2011-06-30T18:05:24Z")
Oh, that original thread was really sweet. Congratulations to both of you, on the marriage as well as the outstanding nooky. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-commasense-is-a-demon-lover/587357.md?page=2)