# My husband, commasense, is a demon lover! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 30, 2011, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-commasense-is-a-demon-lover/587357 "2011-06-30T04:01:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-commasense-is-a-demon-lover/587357/21 "2011-06-30T18:36:22Z")
> [@commasense](#): > > I promise you that my wife is not a sock. A fleshlight then? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-commasense-is-a-demon-lover/587357/22 "2011-07-01T02:26:14Z")
ごちそうさまでした。 Gochisousama deshita. ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-commasense-is-a-demon-lover/587357/23 "2011-07-01T02:32:57Z")
> [@Pixiesnix](#): > > And here I was expecting **commasense** to be revealed as a Satan worshipper. > > I am disappointed. AND the [thread=614529] _What’s wrong with my Dawn Redwood?_ [/thread] thread is about trees, not erectile dysfunction. How disappointing! What’s with all these misleading titles? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-commasense-is-a-demon-lover/587357/24 "2011-07-01T02:56:02Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > ごちそうさまでした。 > Gochisousama deshita. [In English, please.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=7697021#post7697021) ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-commasense-is-a-demon-lover/587357/25 "2011-07-01T03:26:44Z")
I thing **commasense** is going to have the longest sig line ever! Now that I typed that, it sounds much dirtier than ever. So tell us about that first time! ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-commasense-is-a-demon-lover/587357/26 "2011-07-01T03:46:22Z")
Well, thanks for sharing. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-commasense-is-a-demon-lover/587357/27 "2011-07-01T03:58:13Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > [In English, please.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=7697021#post7697021) Thanks for sharing. Usually said after meals as a way of expressing gratefulness. Used here ironically. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-commasense-is-a-demon-lover/587357/28 "2011-07-01T14:42:25Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > [In English, please.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=7697021#post7697021) > [@Autolycus](#): > > Thanks for sharing. Usually said after meals as a way of expressing gratefulness. Used here ironically. Merci. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-commasense-is-a-demon-lover/587357/29 "2011-07-01T22:30:46Z")
> [@An\_Gadai](#): > > Obvious sock is obvious. 🙂 I’ve been beaten. ---
**Author:** ![ralph124c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@ralph124c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ralph124c)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-commasense-is-a-demon-lover/587357/30 "2011-07-01T22:50:10Z")
What is “demon love” like? Is it like muskrat love? ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2011, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-commasense-is-a-demon-lover/587357/31 "2011-07-02T11:26:19Z")
Yes, but smokier. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2011, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-commasense-is-a-demon-lover/587357/32 "2011-07-02T16:23:53Z")
He’s a Demon Lover so you won’t have to Deem Alone. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2011, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-commasense-is-a-demon-lover/587357/33 "2011-07-02T19:45:23Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > He’s a Demon Lover so you won’t have to Deem Alone. You do realize that no one under the age of 50 has a hope in hell of getting that, right? ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2011, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-commasense-is-a-demon-lover/587357/34 "2011-07-02T20:07:10Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > You do realize that no one under the age of 50 has a hope in hell of getting that, right? I’m slightly under 50 and I got it. Nyah nyah. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2011, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-commasense-is-a-demon-lover/587357/35 "2011-07-02T20:14:18Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > You do realize that no one under the age of 50 has a hope in hell of getting that, right? Age 35, got it in one 😛 ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2011, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-commasense-is-a-demon-lover/587357/36 "2011-07-02T22:43:54Z")
Sure, prove me wrong. **sigh** ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2011, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-commasense-is-a-demon-lover/587357/37 "2011-07-03T22:27:12Z")
Oh, God. I knew there was a reason I’ve avoided MPSIMS for many years. I thought she was going to tell how **commasense** has a reversed pentacle drawn on the living room floor and I was going to say, “Yeah? Say something we didn’t already know.” But this? TMI! _shudder_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-husband-commasense-is-a-demon-lover/587357.md?page=1)