# my idiotic jackass cousins latest political theory (or obamas plan to have an isis take over....... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 17, 2016, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149 "2016-07-17T20:35:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2016, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149/1 "2016-07-17T20:35:17Z")
Ok my cousin came over to pick up my nephews who spent the night with his grandma and others He comes in with a look on his face and says “well were gonna be lucky to even to get an election by the end of this year” I ask why now ""another six cops got shot in baton rouge … " and than began explaining how its part of Obama’s plan to declare a nationwide state of emergency and take the guns and begin martiaal and become dictator of America Because he had some meeting with black lives matter in the white house (after NEVER having a meeting with the police on anything EVER) Right before this started and the big conspiracy started as hes having BLM go out and shoot cops and such And then when all this happens hes gonna replace the constitution with the Koran because hes you know really a Muslim agent in disguise … So hes thinking about getting a passport and checking into Canada … It wouldn’t be so funny if he didn’t get most of his news from talk radio and the enquirer ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2016, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149/2 "2016-07-17T20:42:55Z")
Remind him that Canada has standards and he doesn’t meet them. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2016, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149/3 "2016-07-17T20:45:33Z")
So why wait until his last year in office? If that was Obama’s agenda, he should have started on it in 2009. ---
**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2016, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149/4 "2016-07-17T20:52:02Z")
I’ve heard that “he’s gonna cancel the election” trope about every two-termer since Nixon. BS then, BS now. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2016, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149/5 "2016-07-17T20:55:44Z")
> [@E-DUB](#): > > I’ve heard that “he’s gonna cancel the election” trope about every two-termer since Nixon. BS then, BS now. Agreed, despite the fact that every two termer seems quite ready to step aside at this point in their second term. Obama is no exception. ---
**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2016, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149/6 "2016-07-17T20:56:29Z")
well supposedly he has in various ways but hit on this after the trayveon martin thing … its not the first time hes said this but its all worked out now by golly … ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2016, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149/7 "2016-07-17T21:18:32Z")
> [@nightshadea](#): > > So hes thinking about getting a passport and checking into Canada … ROTFLMAO! Please send him these links. My guess is that his head will explode with international Muslim conspiracy nonsense. [A couple of years ago prior to Trudeau becoming Prime Minister of Canada, he clearly set out his position.](http://www.torontomuslims.com/leader-liberal-party-c%E2%80%8Banada-justin-trudeau-reflects-ramadan/) [And as recently as a couple of weeks ago, Canada’s Prime Minister Trudeau restated his position.](https://youtu.be/kD-F4m9t_Ac) ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2016, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149/8 "2016-07-17T21:18:49Z")
Some day your ‘cousin’ is going to make some land-fill a Great Wife. (Plant flowers. You don’t ever want to eat Anything To Do With That Shit.) ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2016, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149/9 "2016-07-17T21:29:28Z")
That doesn’t…I don’t even…what? Huh? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2016, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149/10 "2016-07-17T21:34:52Z")
> [@nightshadea](#): > > …and than began explaining how its part of Obama’s plan to declare a nationwide state of emergency and take the guns and begin martiaal and become dictator of America Guess the money the Obamas just spent on that other house was wasted then, wasn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2016, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149/11 "2016-07-17T21:35:37Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > So why wait until his last year in office? If that was Obama’s agenda, he should have started on it in 2009. And people say he’s a good president. HA! Any halfway competent president would have had the re-education camps up and running long ago. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2016, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149/12 "2016-07-17T21:40:58Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > And people say he’s a good president. HA! Any halfway competent president would have had the re-education camps up and running long ago. Shows you how devious he really is. You actually think they’re not ready yet. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2016, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149/13 "2016-07-17T22:01:15Z")
Your cousin sounds like he’s on to something, you should encourage him. I don’t know about that whole business with the nephew and the grandma and you, however; you kind of lost me there. ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2016, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149/14 "2016-07-17T22:23:41Z")
> [@nightshadea](#): > > He comes in with a look on his face and says “well were gonna be lucky to even to get an election by the end of this year” > > I ask why now > ""another six cops got shot in baton rouge … " > > and than began explaining how its part of Obama’s plan to declare a nationwide state of emergency and take the guns and begin martiaal and become dictator of America Right. :rolleyes: We held elections during WWII. We held elections during the Civil War. It’s going to be pretty damn hard to justify suspending elections because some cops got shot. Not only does that sort of conspiracy theorist not think, they never seem to know history, either. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2016, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149/15 "2016-07-17T22:33:26Z")
Does the OP’s cousin love to rock and roll? \*Obama makes him lose control - What a wild duet! Still he’s a cousin, An idiotic jackass cousin and you’ll find He has lost his mind, A crazy…who’s one of a kind.\* ---
**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2016, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149/16 "2016-07-17T22:47:49Z")
Are you adopted? ---
**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2016, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149/17 "2016-07-17T23:12:33Z")
no I’m just the more “liberal” and socially one aware one … ---
**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2016, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149/18 "2016-07-17T23:16:05Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > Your cousin sounds like he’s on to something, you should encourage him. I don’t know about that whole business with the nephew and the grandma and you, however; you kind of lost me there. the grandma is my aunt … I live with family… ---
**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2016, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149/19 "2016-07-17T23:22:48Z")
He doesn’t like Obama, so he wants to move to even more liberal Canada? ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2016, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149/20 "2016-07-18T00:21:54Z")
Your cousin’s name would happen to be Cliven, would it? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149.md?page=2)