# my idiotic jackass cousins latest political theory (or obamas plan to have an isis take over....... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 17, 2016, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149 "2016-07-17T20:35:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2016, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149/41 "2016-07-18T03:18:39Z")
> [@D\_Anconia](#): > > Is your shift key broken? . . . Just about a week since you made a dumb typo of your own, tried to deny it, and then had to blame it on your phone. Does your memory fail within a single week? ---
**Author:** ![D\_Anconia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@D\_Anconia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Anconia)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2016, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149/42 "2016-07-18T03:24:14Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Worked for ee cummings. ee cummings (s)he is not. It’s pure laziness, or pig ignorance, pick one. The best and the brightest, indeed. ---
**Author:** ![D\_Anconia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@D\_Anconia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Anconia)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2016, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149/43 "2016-07-18T03:27:36Z")
> [@Trinopus](#): > > Just about a week since you made a dumb typo of your own, tried to deny it, and then had to blame it on your phone. Does your memory fail within a single week? I didn’t try to deny it. The bit about the phone was a joke, duh. Posters start with the typo excuse, move on to auto-correct, and then blame the little keypads on their phones. This happens almost daily on this message board. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2016, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149/44 "2016-07-18T03:28:42Z")
> [@Trinopus](#): > > Just about a week since you made a dumb typo of your own, tried to deny it, and then had to blame it on your phone. Does your memory fail within a single week? Don’t forget when he assumed **Broomstick’s** dad was an atheist and fled rather than admit being wrong. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2016, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149/45 "2016-07-18T03:29:57Z")
> [@D\_Anconia](#): > > I didn’t try to deny it. The bit about the phone was a joke, duh. > > Posters start with the typo excuse, move on to auto-correct, and then blame the little keypads on their phones. This happens almost daily on this message board. Confusion say: Man without sense of humor should not attempt joke. ---
**Author:** ![D\_Anconia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@D\_Anconia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Anconia)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2016, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149/46 "2016-07-18T03:38:55Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Confusion say: Man without sense of humor should not attempt joke. Let me guess, auto-correct? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2016, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149/47 "2016-07-18T03:41:50Z")
> [@D\_Anconia](#): > > Let me guess, auto-correct? Lesser known philosopher. There’s a thread on prolapsing buttholes you should check out. it’s right up your…alley. ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2016, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149/48 "2016-07-18T03:57:53Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Yeah, but where do we ship the stupid ones? > > Maybe we could tell everybody they were “going away to live on a farm upstate.” Then recycle them into dog food. I like it. The _soylent green_ solution. Personally, I’d airdrop them into North Korea, or northern Greenland. ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_T-Bonham.net](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/46a35a/32.png) [@Tim\_T-Bonham.net](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_T-Bonham.net)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2016, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149/49 "2016-07-18T03:58:09Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > Agreed, despite the fact that every two termer seems quite ready to step aside at this point in their second term. Obama is no exception. Just look at a recent picture of Obama with his gray hair, and think back to the dynamic, dark-haired guy we saw on the campaign trail. He’s obviously aged quite a bit in that office (and dealing with that Congress), and deserves his retirement. Or at least a couple years off, before we appoint him to the Supreme Court. ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2016, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149/50 "2016-07-18T04:02:51Z")
How do the CTs explain the lack of FEMA detention camps post Operation JADE HELM? ---
**Author:** ![russian\_heel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f05b48/32.png) [@russian\_heel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/russian_heel)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2016, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149/51 "2016-07-18T05:19:32Z")
> [@](#): > > And then when all this happens hes gonna replace the constitution with the Koran because hes you know really a Muslim agent in disguise … LOL I’ve heard that one for the past 8 years. How long does your cousin actually think he’d be President and not thrown in a looney bin after he tried that? If he actually thought it out, when you think about it, you’d need the Supreme Court and both Houses of Congress to sign off on abolishing the Constitution and replacing it with the Koran. Well, actually, you’d need a Constitutional Convention in like 2/3 the states or something like that . . . . . And even if THAT happened, all this wouldn’t be without a colossal civil war or military takeover to oust all three branches of the government. Your cousins fantasy doesn’t even involve a logical conclusion, its absolutely lunacy. I don’t get the people. ---
**Author:** ![russian\_heel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f05b48/32.png) [@russian\_heel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/russian_heel)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2016, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149/52 "2016-07-18T05:22:47Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > So why wait until his last year in office? If that was Obama’s agenda, he should have started on it in 2009. LOL yeah, he’s been slacking off for seven years, NOW he’s going to become a dictator! ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2016, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149/53 "2016-07-18T05:25:22Z")
> [@russian\_heel](#): > > LOL I’ve heard that one for the past 8 years. > > How long does your cousin actually think he’d be President and not thrown in a looney bin after he tried that? If he actually thought it out, when you think about it, you’d need the Supreme Court and both Houses of Congress to sign off on abolishing the Constitution and replacing it with the Koran. Well, actually, you’d need a Constitutional Convention in like 2/3 the states or something like that . . . . . Well, obviously, he’s going to let the states opposed to it secede. ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2016, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149/54 "2016-07-18T13:15:57Z")
> [@Superdude](#): > > Well, obviously, he’s going to let the states opposed to it secede. So basically, he’ll rule Washington, D.C., Guam, Puerto Rico, the U.S. Virgin Islands, the Northern Mariana Islands, and the Palmyra Atoll. Possibly he’ll add a host of unincorporated, unorganized territories. He’ll be UNSTOPPABLE! ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2016, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149/55 "2016-07-18T14:38:29Z")
> [@D\_Anconia](#): > > Let me guess, auto-correct? I don’t think auto-correct can help you, D’Aconia. The necessary correction will require a psychologist. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2016, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149/56 "2016-07-18T15:11:11Z")
> [@D\_Odds](#): > > So basically, he’ll rule Washington, D.C., Guam, Puerto Rico, the U.S. Virgin Islands, the Northern Mariana Islands, and the Palmyra Atoll. Possibly he’ll add a host of unincorporated, unorganized territories. He’ll be UNSTOPPABLE! What about American Samoa? ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2016, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149/57 "2016-07-18T15:56:50Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > What about American Samoa? Didn’t you see the documentary on this? **Pago-Pago Unchained!** ---
**Author:** ![Grey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grey)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2016, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149/58 "2016-07-18T16:07:31Z")
nm ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2016, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149/59 "2016-07-18T17:18:26Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > What about American Samoa? Included in the unincorporated, unorganized territories. There are 11 of them, and I didn’t feel like typing them all out. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2016, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149/60 "2016-07-18T17:19:10Z")
My plan come January 21st, 2017 is to go back through all the whack job claims and ‘predictions’ and the like about what Obama would do as President, list them and what actually happened, then post that list **every fucking place I can**. Along with some choice bible verses about false prophecy and slander. If I win the lottery between now and then, I’ll pay to post it as an ad on every goddamned right wing site I can buy ad space on, at least until they demand it be removed. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-idiotic-jackass-cousins-latest-political-theory-or-obamas-plan-to-have-an-isis-take-over/760149.md?page=4)