# My "Inner Child" is Nelson Muntz . . . Who's Yours?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 30, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265 "2003-03-30T20:02:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Agrippina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8797f3/32.png) [@Agrippina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agrippina)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265/21 "2003-03-30T23:38:52Z")

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Danae, from the comic strip **Non Sequiter**.

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**Author:** ![leafrog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cab0a1/32.png) [@leafrog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leafrog)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265/22 "2003-03-31T01:01:21Z")

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It’s either Pippi Longstocking or Bugs Bunny…does he count?

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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265/23 "2003-03-31T01:41:25Z")

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Without a doubt it’s Anthony from the Twilight Zone episode where the mean kid wishes people into the cornfield. “We’re all so happy Anthony- everyone loves you! ::nervous laugh::” “Screw you- into the cornfield! ::zap!::”

Oh yeah. I"m Anthony. Don’t be thinking unhappy thoughts.

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**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265/24 "2003-03-31T01:50:32Z")

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Tasmanian Devil

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**Author:** ![TVGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/82dd89/32.png) [@TVGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVGuy)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265/25 "2003-03-31T01:57:12Z")

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My inner child is definately Stuey from the on-again, off-again Fox show “Family Guy.”

Yup, definately Stuey.

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**Author:** ![NardoPolo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecae2f/32.png) [@NardoPolo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NardoPolo)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265/26 "2003-03-31T02:13:47Z")

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[Robin the Frog.](http://www.muppets.com/profiles/robin.htm) You know, Kermit’s nephew?

But why is it that **my** inner child is the voice of reason, restraint, and overall sweetness?! I feel so gyped! I’d much rather have Peter Pan or Lucy Van Pelt, or some off-the-wall voice. But no.

And at the end of the day he keeps singing that “Halfway up the stairs” song.

Though the sense of continuous wonder and beauty in the world is priceless. I forget sometimes that others don’t see it.

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**Author:** ![Flowerchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/858c86/32.png) [@Flowerchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flowerchild)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265/27 "2003-03-31T02:21:34Z")

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Kal, the guy from Halloween is Micheal Myers.

The guy from Friday the 13th is Jason Voorhees.

Which are you, Psyco who kills both sisters,or boy with chainsaw and camp counselors?

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265/28 "2003-03-31T02:29:04Z")

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“If it had been me [about to retire from teaching], I would be going in there every day, 'Good morning, the lesbian teacher’s here! Today - queers in literature! Let’s take a few moments to talk to some of you in the class. Yes, you, Ricky, in the front row in the pink turtleneck - you’re a big fag. Just trying to save you some time, get the hell out of this town.” - Suzanne Westenhoefer

I’m Ricky.

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**Author:** ![Podkayne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Podkayne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Podkayne)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265/29 "2003-03-31T02:34:32Z")

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My inner child is all about being fascinated and confused about the big world around me, finding joys in simple things like a fresh box of crayons or a silly little song,making stupid mistakes sometimes, and trying to find my place without losing my individuality.

Ramona Quimby.

Definitely.

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**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265/30 "2003-03-31T02:34:41Z")

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Jason Fox from Foxtrot.

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**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265/31 "2003-03-31T02:35:52Z")

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::bows before Mockingbird::

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**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265/32 "2003-03-31T04:40:09Z")

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Mary Lennox from _The Secret Garden_.

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**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265/33 "2003-03-31T04:50:56Z")

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Dewie from _Malcolm in the Middle_

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**Author:** ![Mr.Mook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Mr.Mook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Mook)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265/34 "2003-03-31T04:59:35Z")

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Chuckie.

Not the one from Rugrats.

The one from Child’s Play.

Mwahahahahahahahahahah!

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**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265/35 "2003-03-31T05:03:41Z")

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Madelaine! Oui!

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**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265/36 "2003-03-31T05:04:20Z")

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Rhoda Penmark.

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265/37 "2003-03-31T05:25:54Z")

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Stewie. Definitely Stewie.

Victory is mine… Blast!

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**Author:** ![Flowerchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/858c86/32.png) [@Flowerchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flowerchild)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265/38 "2003-03-31T05:39:41Z")

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My inner Child is probably most like Alice from “Alice in wonderland”

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**Author:** ![brachyrhynchos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brachyrhynchos/32/376_2.png) [@brachyrhynchos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brachyrhynchos)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265/39 "2003-03-31T06:09:45Z")

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I’m the little girl with the little curl in the middle of her forehead…  
Right now I’m horrid so back off!

**bares teeth**

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**Author:** ![Lyllyan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@Lyllyan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lyllyan)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265/40 "2003-03-31T07:00:15Z")

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I have inner twins.

Charlie Brown and Bart Simpson

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