# My "Inner Child" is Nelson Muntz . . . Who's Yours? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 30, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265 "2003-03-30T20:02:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265/41 "2003-03-31T08:17:21Z")
Froggy, from Our Gang. ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265/42 "2003-03-31T08:23:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Flowerchild \* > Kal, the guy from Halloween is Micheal Myers. > > The guy from Friday the 13th is Jason Voorhees. > > Which are you, Psyco who kills both sisters,or boy with chainsaw and camp counselors? Both. ---
**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265/43 "2003-03-31T08:32:40Z")
Dexter from dexter’s lab. so much so that it was one of my nicknames at Uni :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265/44 "2003-03-31T08:46:54Z")
Encyclopedia and Charlie Brown, with a mixing of Holden Caulfield as I realized that most people _don’t_ care. Oh, and Calvin for his messes and his dreams. ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265/45 "2003-03-31T13:46:44Z")
I think I have an inner ape. That would explain my sporadic urges to hurl poo at people. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265/46 "2003-03-31T14:06:29Z")
Ralph Wiggim. I’m barely into reality. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265/47 "2003-03-31T14:27:56Z")
“Rhoda, _where did you get that medal?!_” ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265/48 "2003-03-31T14:33:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Already in Use \* > \*\*I think I have an inner ape. That would explain my sporadic urges to hurl poo at people. \*\* You’re gonna feel right at home here, **Already in Use**. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265/49 "2003-03-31T14:42:00Z")
Linus. “You wouldn’t hit a shepherd, would you?” ---
**Author:** ![gallows\_fodder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8c91f0/32.png) [@gallows\_fodder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gallows_fodder)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265/50 "2003-03-31T15:02:30Z")
Curious George. I can’t tell you how many scrapes I got into as child that started with “I wonder what would happen if I…” ---
**Author:** ![summerbreeze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@summerbreeze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/summerbreeze)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265/51 "2003-03-31T15:58:15Z")
Scout Finch, or Ruthie from the comic strip “One Big Happy.” Both are mature, intelligent, questioning & ethical. Unfortunately, my inner adult is Bozo the Clown. ---
**Author:** ![Madame\_Zelda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Madame\_Zelda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madame_Zelda)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265/52 "2003-03-31T16:05:52Z")
Wakko Warner. Sometimes, Yakko Warner. But never Dot. Can’t remember the whole Princess Banana-Fana…whatever thing. ---
**Author:** ![Zanshin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e274bd/32.png) [@Zanshin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zanshin)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265/53 "2003-03-31T16:17:08Z")
Definitely Linus Van Pelt. \ ---
**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265/54 "2003-03-31T17:04:58Z")
After some serious soul-searching, I have come to the unhappy conclusion that my inner child is… Carrot Top :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265/55 "2003-03-31T23:17:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BuckleberryFerry \* > \*\*Hate to double post, but… > > Dude! You’re a Pöpli kid! \*\* As someone totally out of touch with popular culture, I have zero clue what this means. ---
**Author:** ![OxyMoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9a140/32.png) [@OxyMoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OxyMoron)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265/56 "2003-03-31T23:28:15Z")
I don’t have an inner child. I have an inner adult who’s really annoyed at being stuck in such an inconveniently sized body, and would like the car keys _now_, I don’t care if I can’t see to the back of the car. ---
**Author:** ![CanadianVampyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a4c791/32.png) [@CanadianVampyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianVampyr)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265/57 "2003-03-31T23:41:49Z")
My inner child is Veruca Salt from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Spoiled and used to her Daddy getting her everything she wants…NOW!! ( that might be redundant and repeating myself, but I dont care :p) ---
**Author:** ![CanadianVampyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a4c791/32.png) [@CanadianVampyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianVampyr)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265/58 "2003-03-31T23:42:37Z")
My inner child is Veruca Salt from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Spoiled and used to her Daddy getting her everything she wants…NOW!! ( that might be redundant and repeating myself, but I dont care 😛 I win!) ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265/59 "2003-03-31T23:46:35Z")
**Boyo** , I think it’s from The Simpsons. ---
**Author:** ![Fionn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Fionn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fionn)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265/60 "2003-04-01T02:53:39Z")
Daria. I have an inner teenager. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-inner-child-is-nelson-muntz-whos-yours/165265.md?page=4)