# My invitation to join the Illuminati finally came in!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 13, 2014, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-invitation-to-join-the-illuminati-finally-came-in/686036 "2014-04-13T20:09:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2014, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-invitation-to-join-the-illuminati-finally-came-in/686036/41 "2014-04-24T23:00:34Z")

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> [@Nava](#):
>
> How was Tahiti?

Is that what that was? It was good.  
:: deep inhale ::  
Very good.

But the Master bids you all welcome. You just need to do a little paperwork and provide  
your passport or other approved ID, and your banking information. Don’t worry–it’s just a formality. You have been pre-approved.

_It’s the Master, step in time,  
It’s the Master, step in time,  
Never shall you worry, never shall you whine–  
It’s the Master, step in time_

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