# My Jack Chick Tract parody **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 27, 2009, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-jack-chick-tract-parody/504485 "2009-07-27T21:28:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-jack-chick-tract-parody/504485/1 "2009-07-27T21:28:12Z")
Last night I got so annoyed at the latest tract by Jack Chick, [The Bully,](http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1059/1059_01.asp) that I decided to spend five hours creating a parody of it. So I thought I’d submit it here for y’all’s entertainment. Be warned - the language is NSFW. [Here you go.](https://oncourse.iu.edu/access/content/user/akentisa/Filemanager_Public_Files/hoggcomic.jpg) The dialog and characters are inspired by _Hogg_, a novel by Samuel R. Delany. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-jack-chick-tract-parody/504485/2 "2009-07-27T21:39:56Z")
> [@Argent\_Towers](#): > > Last night I got so annoyed at the latest tract by Jack Chick, [The Bully,](http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1059/1059_01.asp) that I decided to spend five hours creating a parody of it. So I thought I’d submit it here for y’all’s entertainment. > > Be warned - the language is NSFW. > > [Here you go.](https://oncourse.iu.edu/access/content/user/akentisa/Filemanager_Public_Files/hoggcomic.jpg) > > The dialog and characters are inspired by _Hogg_, a novel by Samuel R. Delany. NSFW is an understatement - hardcore gay porn isn’t that dirty! IOW, I loved it. ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2009, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-jack-chick-tract-parody/504485/3 "2009-07-28T01:47:05Z")
Thank you. Bonus points to anyone who catches the Twin Peaks reference. (I couldn’t resist.) ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2009, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-jack-chick-tract-parody/504485/4 "2009-07-28T01:51:02Z")
Was it ‘Aces!’? (Which is something I saw, BTW.) ---
**Author:** ![Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/f04885/32.png) [@Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qin_Shi_Huangdi)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2009, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-jack-chick-tract-parody/504485/5 "2009-07-28T01:51:29Z")
The Cthulhu parodies were interesting and creative however unfortunately I find this one plain offensive and semi-blasphemous (I’m religious). ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2009, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-jack-chick-tract-parody/504485/6 "2009-07-28T01:54:18Z")
Thanks! Johnny, it was “Deputy Hawk!” I was amazed by the uncanny resemblance of the deputy outside the jail cell in that one panel. ---
**Author:** ![Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/f04885/32.png) [@Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qin_Shi_Huangdi)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2009, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-jack-chick-tract-parody/504485/7 "2009-07-28T01:58:06Z")
Also why not quote from say the Satanic Bible rather then just keeping the footnotes from the Bible? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2009, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-jack-chick-tract-parody/504485/8 "2009-07-28T01:58:08Z")
Missed that. I’ve been thinking of re-watching _Twin Peaks_. Like one episode a week. But I think I’ll wait until it cools down a bit and gets darker earlier. Maybe brew some coffee and buy a cherry pie… Maybe I’ll drive down to Snoqualmie sometime. ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2009, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-jack-chick-tract-parody/504485/9 "2009-07-28T02:03:37Z")
That show is the best television show in the history of television…ever…it will never be matched, ever. Everything about it is solid gold; better than gold, even, if there’s any metal that is better than gold. Every single actor is perfect. Every line of dialog is perfect, every note of Angelo Badalamenti’s ingenious musical score is perfect, and every camera shot is perfect. A show of similar quirkiness and intrigue will never be made. Sometimes I hear people compare Peaks to “Lost.” No way, no how. Apples and atomic warheads. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2009, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-jack-chick-tract-parody/504485/10 "2009-07-28T02:13:06Z")
> [@Argent\_Towers](#): > > every note of Angelo Badalamenti’s ingenious musical score is perfect My coworker asks me to turn the volume up whenever anything from the _Twin Peaks_ soundtrack comes up in the shuffle on my iPod. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2009, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-jack-chick-tract-parody/504485/11 "2009-07-28T19:05:16Z")
I think someone should do a version where where the Repentant Sinner converts to a Jim Jones-type cult instead of Christianity. Parodying Jack Chick isn’t so much shooting fish in a barrel, as nuking sea monkeys in a Dixie cup. But it’s still fun.