# My kid slammed the toilet seat on his weiner **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 31, 2009, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-kid-slammed-the-toilet-seat-on-his-weiner/523143 "2009-12-31T04:21:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 4\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-kid-slammed-the-toilet-seat-on-his-weiner/523143/63 "2011-01-18T20:27:23Z")
> [@Jaledin](#): > > I was 26 or so before I had my first zipper accident – goddamn that hurt, both the first time and then unzipping, which was even worse. Never heard me scream and curse that much before. I had my first zipper accident as an adult too. And **dhkendall** as **Clockwork** described, it’s when your normally fluid whiz-tuck-zip motion gets a little screwy. In my case, it was after a lot of beer and I thought I’d fully tucked back into my tighty-whities. I got into the habit of “going over the top” rather than using my fly if I was out drinking with my buddies. > [@China Guy](#): > > Man, I’m not saying this didn’t happen as Darwin is a conniving fucker even from the grave, but I am challenged to understand how someone taking a whiz could get stung by a bee or wasp on their Johnson??? Easy, you try to shoot the bee. Didn’t happen to me, but it did happen at a campground where I stayed in Kentucky, and to an adult no less. The men’s outhouse would trap the occasional wasp, but they’d usually stay buzzing hear the windows. In any case, some wasp was either crawling on or buzzing around the toilet seat, some guy took aim and let fly, trying to hose the wasp. Got stung for the effort. I never would have admitted to trying to pee on the wasp, myself. But the guy wouldn’t shut up about it. Yes, alcohol was involved. ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-kid-slammed-the-toilet-seat-on-his-weiner/523143/64 "2011-01-18T20:31:57Z")
> [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](#): > > Easy, you try to shoot the bee. As a sport, this will never catch on. ---
**Author:** ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-kid-slammed-the-toilet-seat-on-his-weiner/523143/65 "2011-01-18T20:36:55Z")
> [@Malthus](#): > > As a sport, this will never catch on. But with enough beer and plenty of non-aggressive targets, I’m willing to bet there are a bunch of guys who would be willing to try. ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-kid-slammed-the-toilet-seat-on-his-weiner/523143/66 "2011-01-18T20:39:59Z")
> [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](#): > > But with enough beer and plenty of non-aggressive targets, I’m willing to bet there are a bunch of guys who would be willing to try. The whole “sport” of it is that the targets _are_ potentially aggressive, though. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-kid-slammed-the-toilet-seat-on-his-weiner/523143.md?page=3)