# My kids are off to a herse show, mit SVENGOULI!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-kids-are-off-to-a-herse-show-mit-svengouli/815772>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 9, 2018, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-kids-are-off-to-a-herse-show-mit-svengouli/815772 "2018-06-09T18:42:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2018, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-kids-are-off-to-a-herse-show-mit-svengouli/815772/21 "2018-06-10T05:57:16Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> You sure it isn’t [Svengoolie](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Svengoolie)? I’ve stumbled across his show on MeTV while channel surfing; he comes across as a pale imitation of [Ghoulardi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghoulardi).

Well, yeah, but I wasn’t allowed to stay i what’s wrong with this keyboard? Cleveland. '65. He hent on to be the voioceo f gdddddamn it1 ABC evening.

> [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](#):
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> I get Svengoolie’s monthly newsletter (don’t judge me!). He appeared at a local Hearse Club this afternoon:

yu saw my kids

> [@Missy2U](#):
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> I understood him.

yu wuld. ;

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2018, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-kids-are-off-to-a-herse-show-mit-svengouli/815772/22 "2018-06-10T05:58:18Z")

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i hate this keybard.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2018, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-kids-are-off-to-a-herse-show-mit-svengouli/815772/23 "2018-06-10T06:12:00Z")

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lB lwng a kiss t missy.

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**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2018, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-kids-are-off-to-a-herse-show-mit-svengouli/815772/24 "2018-06-10T06:16:24Z")

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> Well, yeah, but I wasn’t allowed to stay i what’s wrong with this keyboard? Cleveland. '65. He hent on to be the voioceo f gdddddamn it1 ABC evening.  
> yu saw my kids  
> yu wuld. ;

Gimme your keys. Yeah, you’re sleeping on my couch tonight. That’s a good boy. We’ll talk about it in the morning. Try to aim for this dropcloth.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2018, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-kids-are-off-to-a-herse-show-mit-svengouli/815772/25 "2018-06-10T06:16:46Z")

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**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2018, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-kids-are-off-to-a-herse-show-mit-svengouli/815772/26 "2018-06-10T06:18:36Z")

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Dammit. I needed a bigger dropcloth.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2018, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-kids-are-off-to-a-herse-show-mit-svengouli/815772/27 "2018-06-10T06:26:17Z")

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You are funny

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2018, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-kids-are-off-to-a-herse-show-mit-svengouli/815772/28 "2018-06-10T07:23:53Z")

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I like this keyboard. It makes for fun and games. We should market it.  
A keyboard that makes jokes funny. We can’t lose.  
It’ll make big $$$$$.  
😉

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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2018, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-kids-are-off-to-a-herse-show-mit-svengouli/815772/29 "2018-06-10T07:24:30Z")

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I’ll take “Who has been drinking” for $200, Alex.

Oh, it’s not actually a $200 question, too simple.

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2018, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-kids-are-off-to-a-herse-show-mit-svengouli/815772/30 "2018-06-10T13:58:26Z")

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**dropzone** , I know this is a tough time for you right now, but I’m not sure what’s going on here.

I think it’s best if I close it.

Take care and be well.

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