# My last day as a guest **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 7, 2007, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146 "2007-12-07T13:35:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JustThinkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@JustThinkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustThinkin)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/1 "2007-12-07T13:35:40Z")
I know you all are breathlessly waiting – will she subscribe? You’ve searched everyday for my stunningly witty and insightful posts because you didn’t want to miss a single one. You are hoping beyond hope that I will subscribe and continue to enlighten and amuse you. I’m sorry – I just can’t. I can’t say why; my reasons are too personal, too deep, too too. I shant be gone. I shall watch you from a distance, passing judgement … er, um watching wistfully. ---
**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/2 "2007-12-07T14:05:30Z")
Pancakes. ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/3 "2007-12-07T14:13:15Z")
Jebus, it’s just a message board. Either subscribe or don’t. Shit or get off the pot. Either way the world still goes on. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/4 "2007-12-07T14:16:12Z")
Aw hell, just take the plunge. We need new blood worse than Keith Richards. ---
**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/5 "2007-12-07T14:21:13Z")
Keith Richards died in '83, what you see now is something entirely different. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/6 "2007-12-07T14:31:01Z")
[QUOTE=Kuboydal] Keith Richards died in '83, what you see now is something entirely different. [/QUOTE] Sort of the T-800 to Michael Jackson’s T-1000 eh? ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/7 "2007-12-07T14:31:47Z")
You’re paid up for a year. Merry Christmas. ---
**Author:** ![SomeUserName](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e480ec/32.png) [@SomeUserName](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SomeUserName)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/8 "2007-12-07T14:34:55Z")
[QUOTE=MsWhatsit] You’re paid up for a year. Merry Christmas. [/QUOTE] You forgot the neener neener neener 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/9 "2007-12-07T15:04:51Z")
[QUOTE=JustThinkin’] I know you all are breathlessly waiting – will she subscribe? You’ve searched everyday for my stunningly witty and insightful posts because you didn’t want to miss a single one. You are hoping beyond hope that I will subscribe and continue to enlighten and amuse you. I’m sorry – I just can’t. I can’t say why; my reasons are too personal, too deep, too too. I shant be gone. I shall watch you from a distance, passing judgement … er, um watching wistfully. [/QUOTE] Thanks to **MsWhatsit** you are now a member. But don’t think that just because it wasn’t your decision _or_ your dime that you can avoid the welcoming committee. [QUOTE=Kuboydal] Pancakes. [/quote] Also, this. ---
**Author:** ![JustThinkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@JustThinkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustThinkin)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/10 "2007-12-07T15:23:00Z")
[QUOTE=MsWhatsit] You’re paid up for a year. Merry Christmas. [/QUOTE] Oh my. Not an expected consequence. Thanks, MsWhatsit. I think. Does this mean, um, ya know. . . goats? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/11 "2007-12-07T15:27:40Z")
[QUOTE=JustThinkin’] Does this mean, um, ya know. . . goats? [/QUOTE] Nah – there’s only _one_ goat. **angelic smiley** ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/12 "2007-12-07T15:33:06Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Nah – there’s only _one_ goat. **angelic smiley** [/QUOTE] But he’s the size of two goats. And he bites. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/13 "2007-12-07T15:34:27Z")
Hush! ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/14 "2007-12-07T15:42:38Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Hush! [/QUOTE] Hell, like \*that’s \* going to be the surprising part. I’m not spoiling anything **Twicks**. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/15 "2007-12-07T15:47:55Z")
Good point. (Heh. “Point.” Heh heh heh. Don’t you love surprises?) ---
**Author:** ![JustThinkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@JustThinkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustThinkin)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/16 "2007-12-07T15:50:58Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Good point. (Heh. “Point.” Heh heh heh. Don’t you love surprises?) [/QUOTE] \ ---
**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/17 "2007-12-07T15:52:45Z")
Psssssssssstt!! I don’t think the door is going to help you. ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/18 "2007-12-07T15:54:16Z")
Welcome, **JustThinkin’**! Would you care for a margarita? Salt or no salt? Frozen or on the rocks? Take it. Trust me… ---
**Author:** ![Solfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Solfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Solfy)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/19 "2007-12-07T15:55:16Z")
[QUOTE=Kuboydal] Psssssssssstt!! I don’t think the door is going to help you. [/QUOTE] Especially the one marked “Squid Tank Room.” ---
**Author:** ![Fetchund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b2d939/32.png) [@Fetchund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fetchund)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/20 "2007-12-07T15:59:08Z")
Hey, **JustThinkin’,** should I tell 'em the truth about you??? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146.md?page=2)