# My last day as a guest **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 7, 2007, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146 "2007-12-07T13:35:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![JustThinkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@JustThinkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustThinkin)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/21 "2007-12-07T16:13:32Z")
[QUOTE=Fetchund] Hey, **JustThinkin’,** should I tell 'em the truth about you??? [/QUOTE] I seem to be here for the nonce. Sure. Go ahead. ---
**Author:** ![Fetchund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b2d939/32.png) [@Fetchund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fetchund)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/22 "2007-12-07T16:17:14Z")
She doesn’t like Margaritas! (Or over use of exclamation points, or lots o’ stuff… including ellipses…) ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/23 "2007-12-07T17:16:51Z")
Guys! You forgot the initiation questions! :smack: Why do I always have to be gatekeeper? 1. The Princess Bride, yea or nay? 2. Star Wars or Star Trek? 3. Toilet paper, under or over the roll? 4. Puppies or kitties? ---
**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/24 "2007-12-07T17:18:30Z")
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**Author:** ![JustThinkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@JustThinkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustThinkin)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/25 "2007-12-07T17:54:51Z")
[QUOTE=ivylass] 1. The Princess Bride, yea or nay? 2. Star Wars or Star Trek? 3. Toilet paper, under or over the roll? 4. Puppies or kitties? [/QUOTE] 5. Yea (to blave!) 6. Both (with reservations) 7. Over, of course (sheesh, whatya think I am?) 8. Mostly kitties, but I like puppies, too. On another board, I’m known as the Token Cat Person 'cause I hang out with all dog people. I go to dog events and wear cat-themed t-shirts. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/26 "2007-12-07T18:01:08Z")
So…why has Mariah not been alerted to the presence of the newbie? ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/27 "2007-12-07T18:33:43Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] So…why has Mariah not been alerted to the presence of the newbie? [/QUOTE] Can’t you hear the splashing? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/28 "2007-12-07T20:06:58Z")
_comes in wearing full latex body-suit_ Sorry I’m late! Now, which will you have first, soup or salad? ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/29 "2007-12-07T20:09:02Z")
Super salad or what? Do you always speak in incomplete ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/30 "2007-12-07T20:11:11Z")
[QUOTE=SnakesCatLady] Can’t you hear the splashing? [/QUOTE] A better question would have been “how come the newbie hasn’t been anointed with squid suction marks?” ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/31 "2007-12-07T20:50:38Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] A better question would have been “how come the newbie hasn’t been anointed with squid suction marks?” [/QUOTE] Slowly, slowly. It’s too nice a job to rush! [/RHPS} ---
**Author:** ![Solfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Solfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Solfy)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/32 "2007-12-07T20:55:01Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] _comes in wearing full latex body-suit_ Sorry I’m late! Now, which will you have first, soup or salad? [/QUOTE] Don’t let Autolycus serve you soup! ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/33 "2007-12-07T20:58:34Z")
[QUOTE=SnakesCatLady] Slowly, slowly. It’s too nice a job to rush! [/RHPS} [/QUOTE] Wow, get yourself into the 21st century. We do the initiation in a way that doesn’t leave marks these days. One too many police investigations, doncha know. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/34 "2007-12-07T20:59:40Z")
[QUOTE=Solfy] Don’t let Autolycus serve you soup! [/QUOTE] Oh, come on. It’s funny. It’s like a floor show. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/35 "2007-12-07T21:01:10Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] Oh, come on. It’s funny. It’s like a floor show. [/QUOTE] Only for those who stay well clear of the ladle. For the rest it becomes interactive theater. [sub]I’ll just be over there. In the, uh, back row.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/36 "2007-12-07T21:02:49Z")
[QUOTE=Mindfield] Only for those who stay well clear of the ladle. [/QUOTE] In **Autolycus** , ladle says clear of you. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/37 "2007-12-07T21:10:18Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] In **Autolycus** , ladle says clear of you. [/QUOTE] \ Sorry **Autolycus**. ---
**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/38 "2007-12-07T21:11:17Z")
I think the new one may be squid proof, the anagram is **this tin junk** ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/39 "2007-12-07T21:19:38Z")
[QUOTE=Kuboydal] I think the new one may be squid proof, the anagram is **this tin junk** [/QUOTE] I think you’re reading it wrong. It should be: _ **'Tis thin junk.** _ This may or may not be a reference to **Autolycus** ’ soup. ---
**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/40 "2007-12-07T21:21:07Z")
[QUOTE=Mindfield] I think you’re reading it wrong. It should be: _ **'Tis thin junk.** _ [/QUOTE] Wow, watch out! I’ll get the Bactine. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146.md?page=3)