# My last day as a guest **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 7, 2007, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146 "2007-12-07T13:35:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Fetchund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b2d939/32.png) [@Fetchund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fetchund)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/41 "2007-12-07T21:49:26Z")
Poop. ---
**Author:** ![JustThinkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@JustThinkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustThinkin)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/42 "2007-12-07T21:54:26Z")
I had a pithy comment about squids all set up and then realized I posted as Fetchund. :smack: Yes, she was logged onto the Dope on my 'puter. :rolleyes: Yes, she’s my SO. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/43 "2007-12-07T22:24:14Z")
[QUOTE=Fetchund] Poop. [/QUOTE] Hey, the soup isn’t for you! ---
**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/44 "2007-12-07T22:25:48Z")
Hey, is that corn? ---
**Author:** ![drpepper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8baadc/32.png) [@drpepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drpepper)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/45 "2007-12-07T23:18:30Z")
[QUOTE=JustThinkin’] I know you all are breathlessly waiting – will she subscribe? You’ve searched everyday for my stunningly witty and insightful posts because you didn’t want to miss a single one. You are hoping beyond hope that I will subscribe and continue to enlighten and amuse you. I’m sorry – I just can’t. I can’t say why; my reasons are too personal, too deep, too too. I shant be gone. I shall watch you from a distance, passing judgement … er, um watching wistfully. [/QUOTE] Regardless of all the responses here, I just wanted to mention I think you’re Doper material and you really belong here, just based on this one post. ---
**Author:** ![JustThinkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@JustThinkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustThinkin)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2007, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/46 "2007-12-08T00:45:53Z")
[QUOTE=drpepper] Regardless of all the responses here, I just wanted to mention I think you’re Doper material and you really belong here, just based on this one post. [/QUOTE] Ah, shucks. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2007, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/47 "2007-12-08T02:38:06Z")
> [@JustThinkin'](#): > > Does this mean, um, ya know. . . > > goats? Hoo boy. The last thing you want to do is _ask questions_ about the initiation. Now we’re gonna have to bring in the kitchen implements and the jazz instruments. I hope you like being syncopated. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Socks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a8b319/32.png) [@Captain\_Socks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Socks)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2007, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/48 "2007-12-08T02:44:18Z")
See, this is why I didn’t start a thread saying I was new here when I first signed up. 😃😃😃 ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2007, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/49 "2007-12-08T02:52:03Z")
Listen, if you can get the squid and the goat to keep each other busy (they’re either BFFs or mortal enemies, depanding on the day of the week), you can sneak out of there and come on over to the MMP (and bring **Fetchund** with you) 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2007, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/50 "2007-12-08T03:25:28Z")
[QUOTE=Captain Socks] See, this is why I didn’t start a thread saying I was new here when I first signed up. 😃😃😃 [/QUOTE] Wait, what? ::blink:: **HEY GUYS, WE MISSED ONE!** Gonna be a busy day for the goat… ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2007, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/51 "2007-12-08T03:25:29Z")
[QUOTE=anyrose] Listen, if you can get the squid and the goat to keep each other busy (they’re either BFFs or mortal enemies, depanding on the day of the week), you can sneak out of there and come on over to the MMP (and bring **Fetchund** with you) 🙂 [/QUOTE] _tugs_\* rosie’s \*\* hair and scampers back off\* ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2007, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/52 "2007-12-08T03:30:11Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] _tugs_\* rosie’s \*\* hair and scampers back off\* [/QUOTE] [now, you’re gonna get it!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=9250757&postcount=276) 😛 ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2007, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/53 "2007-12-08T03:41:53Z")
[neener, neener](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=9250771&postcount=277) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tof](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@The\_Tof](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tof)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2007, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/54 "2007-12-08T14:20:49Z")
[QUOTE=Captain Socks] See, this is why I didn’t start a thread saying I was new here when I first signed up. 😃😃😃 [/QUOTE] I’m rethinking posting a thread asking people to convince me I should stay. :S I had no idea there would be squids… ---
**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2007, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/55 "2007-12-08T16:11:34Z")
[QUOTE=The Tof] I’m rethinking posting a thread asking people to convince me I should stay. :S I had no idea there would be squids… [/QUOTE] I just snuck in and started throwing pancakes around. Then I found out about dried salted squids. I was thinking of combining 'em with bacon. If you stay, would ya like to try one? They go great with PBR. ---
**Author:** ![knowletter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f0a364/32.png) [@knowletter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knowletter)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2007, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/56 "2007-12-08T16:21:11Z")
[QUOTE=MsWhatsit] You’re paid up for a year. Merry Christmas. [/QUOTE] You remind me of my brother, always grabbing the check and never wondering if there could possibly be a problem with that. Word to my brother: yes. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2007, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/57 "2007-12-08T20:30:33Z")
[QUOTE=Kuboydal] I just snuck in and started throwing pancakes around. Then I found out about dried salted squids. I was thinking of combining 'em with bacon. If you stay, would ya like to try one? They go great with PBR. [/QUOTE] not bacon, Bacon Salt! ---
**Author:** ![JustThinkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@JustThinkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustThinkin)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2007, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/58 "2007-12-08T22:01:46Z")
[QUOTE=Kuboydal] I just snuck in and started throwing pancakes around. Then I found out about dried salted squids. I was thinking of combining 'em with bacon. If you stay, would ya like to try one? They go great with PBR. [/QUOTE] Remind me never to eat dinner with you, **Kuboydal**. The pancakes are supposed to go on the plate, not in the air. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2007, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/59 "2007-12-08T22:13:20Z")
[QUOTE=The Tof] I’m rethinking posting a thread asking people to convince me I should stay. :S I had no idea there would be squids… [/QUOTE] oh, good gravy, don’t let _that_ stop you. In fact, _that’s_ one of the perks! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Fetchund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b2d939/32.png) [@Fetchund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fetchund)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2007, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146/60 "2007-12-09T03:07:31Z")
I would like to thank you, **Kuboydal** , for mentioning Pancakes. you must have been an inspiration, as we had Swedish Pancakes for dinner tonight. Yum! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-day-as-a-guest/429146.md?page=4)