# My last will and testament

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-will-and-testament/812818>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [April 20, 2018, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-will-and-testament/812818 "2018-04-20T20:20:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![alterego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6bbea6/32.png) [@alterego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alterego)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-will-and-testament/812818/1 "2018-04-20T20:20:36Z")

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Please use all funds remaining in my accounts to make sure that a picture of the following post remains scotch taped to Colibri’s headstone at all times. If their family shall not provide them one, please fashion this image into one, free of charge.

[https://drive.google.com/file/d/16VKfv\_yf5IB3SKDUvjaCNojwF7itz\_1Q/view?usp=sharing](https://drive.google.com/file/d/16VKfv_yf5IB3SKDUvjaCNojwF7itz_1Q/view?usp=sharing)

@Colibri, fyi, you dusty old fart, asking for a link to something that might be uncouth / illegal, for some not-very-good but purportedly other purpose, is a common meme on that thing… what’s it called again? Oh, the internet.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-will-and-testament/812818/2 "2018-04-20T20:27:34Z")

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Oh good lord. What are you on about?

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-last-will-and-testament/812818/3 "2018-04-20T20:34:40Z")

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> [@alterego](#):
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> @Colibri, fyi, you dusty old fart,

While I instructed you to take the issue to ATMB, discussion here is supposed to be civil. In addition, insults are not permitted outside the Pit.

Rather than issue yet another warning, since you seem to be overreacting to the situation and have made it clear that you are deliberately violating the rules, I have placed you on suspension for 24 hours to give you a chance to cool off.