# My latest earworm

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-latest-earworm/692030>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 30, 2014, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-latest-earworm/692030 "2014-06-30T19:26:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-latest-earworm/692030/21 "2014-07-05T20:43:20Z")

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I don’t know how or why but the [Captain Kangaroo theme song](http://youtu.be/tSW-LJJHH3U) has made my every thought a living nightmare. Click if you dare. ☹

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**Author:** ![Dale\_Sams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/779978/32.png) [@Dale\_Sams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dale_Sams)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2014, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-latest-earworm/692030/22 "2014-07-05T21:29:01Z")

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Cute video, but typical formulaic modern crap. Right down to the faux ‘ghetto accent’.\*

\*Note if this woman is some kind of satiric Julie Brown type, I stand swooshed.

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**Author:** ![Absinthe\_Anecdote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f6c823/32.png) [@Absinthe\_Anecdote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absinthe_Anecdote)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2014, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-latest-earworm/692030/23 "2014-07-06T00:09:14Z")

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> [@CheshireKat](#):
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> Does anyone else wonder about Walt Disney? _Bambi_ made me cry. \*Old Yeller \*gave me nightmares. And the day I was trapped in the boat at Disneyland listening to this song over and over and over still haunts me.

I’m pretty sure this is a Simpsons reference. 🙂

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2014, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-latest-earworm/692030/24 "2014-07-06T00:55:08Z")

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> [@Absinthe\_Anecdote](#):
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> I’m pretty sure this is a Simpsons reference. 🙂

You might be right, but I’m of the DUH generation (what the heck is a D’OH?) and I’ve had my suspicions about Disney before Homer was a twinkle in Matt’s eye. 😃

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2014, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-latest-earworm/692030/25 "2014-07-06T01:01:05Z")

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> [@CheshireKat](#):
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> (what the heck is a D’OH?)

“A deer.” “A female deer.” 😃

Now, if the two of you are going to fight, you’ll have to strip to the waist, sell tickets and abide by Marquess of Queensbury rules. On three…ready…one , two, three!

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2014, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-latest-earworm/692030/26 "2014-07-06T01:07:12Z")

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[QUOTE=burpo the wonder mutt;17523114."]

Now, if the two of you are going to fight, you’ll have to strip to the waist, …  
[/QUOTE]

OBVIOUSLY you haven’t been following the cleavage thread or you wouldn’t dare say that!

(I see people with torches heading your way)

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2014, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-latest-earworm/692030/27 "2014-07-06T01:11:40Z")

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If you would prefer the ancient Greece method, so be it. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Absinthe\_Anecdote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f6c823/32.png) [@Absinthe\_Anecdote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absinthe_Anecdote)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2014, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-latest-earworm/692030/28 "2014-07-06T02:32:34Z")

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> [@CheshireKat](#):
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> You might be right, but I’m of the DUH generation (what the heck is a D’OH?) and I’ve had my suspicions about Disney before Homer was a twinkle in Matt’s eye. 😃

On a trip to Duff Gardens, they get stuck in a boat ride that is a facsimile of the Disney Small World Ride.

The incessant song is, “Duff Beer for me, Duff Beer for you. I’ll have a Duff and you have one too.”

Lisa flips out and tries to swim for it, but she ingests some of the tainted water and hallucinates a pretty good parody of the Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds segment from Yellow Submarine.

Classic Simpsons episode, and well worth digging up if you haven’t seen it.

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**Author:** ![SeldomSeen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ba0ec/32.png) [@SeldomSeen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeldomSeen)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2014, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-latest-earworm/692030/29 "2014-07-06T04:06:27Z")

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> [@koeeoaddi](#):
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> I don’t know how or why but the [Captain Kangaroo theme song](http://youtu.be/tSW-LJJHH3U) has made my every thought a living nightmare. Click if you dare. ☹

You have my deepest sympathy. With me, its the [Pink Panther Theme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OPc7MRm4Y8):mad:

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2014, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-latest-earworm/692030/30 "2014-07-06T04:19:22Z")

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> [@SeldomSeen](#):
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> You have my deepest sympathy. With me, its the [Pink Panther Theme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OPc7MRm4Y8):mad:

Just sing along! Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant, dead aaant…

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**Author:** ![Absinthe\_Anecdote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f6c823/32.png) [@Absinthe\_Anecdote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absinthe_Anecdote)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2014, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-latest-earworm/692030/31 "2014-07-06T04:33:58Z")

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> [@koeeoaddi](#):
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> I don’t know how or why but the [Captain Kangaroo theme song](http://youtu.be/tSW-LJJHH3U) has made my every thought a living nightmare. Click if you dare. ☹

This needs to be moved to the backwards masking satanic devil thread immediately!

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**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2014, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-latest-earworm/692030/32 "2014-07-06T04:46:47Z")

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That fucking Rolf Harris conviction has ‘Tie me Kangaroo Down’ rolling around my head. And the CD player is broke in my car, so I couldn’t even drown it out while driving to work today :smack:.

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2014, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-latest-earworm/692030/33 "2014-07-06T04:55:29Z")

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I have had [this old Dubliners song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II5tqdp-JUk) stuck in my head for weeks, and I don’t know why. My dad was a Dubliners fan, and I suppose I like them just fine too, but why this suddenly lodged in my brain, I have no idea. It’s a jab at the inadequacy of the Irish navy.

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2014, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-latest-earworm/692030/34 "2014-07-10T20:19:41Z")

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Thanks to using [this song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs)in a game thread, IT WON’T LEAVE MY HEAD. **HEY!**

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2014, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-latest-earworm/692030/35 "2014-07-11T04:55:02Z")

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You think you’ve got problems? Try forgetting [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVNcLUE87HQ) (ear worm starts at 3:02). And it’s not the first time either.

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**Author:** ![Not\_Carlson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc79bd/32.png) [@Not\_Carlson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_Carlson)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2014, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-latest-earworm/692030/36 "2014-07-12T14:58:51Z")

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Got two right now, and completely different species.

[1)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMmBwCSk6sw)  
_You bin’ hangin’ wit’ ‘da ni-cest peo-ple,  
Haaaammerrrr heaaaad.  
Some sil-ken slip of e-vil,  
Ha-mmerrrr heaaaaaaaad._

[2)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUStzbORyLg)  
_Baby’s building a tower into space.  
Space is where he’s gonna’ meet his dad!  
Daddy’s got an arm and baby’s gonna’ harm  
That arm by tearing it off his dad._

> [@Tamerlane](#):
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> That fucking Rolf Harris conviction has ‘Tie me Kangaroo Down’ rolling around my head. And the CD player is broke in my car, so I couldn’t even drown it out while driving to work today :smack:.

Holy shit! That’s the first I heard about that!  
“Tie me kangaroo down” indeed.

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2014, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-latest-earworm/692030/37 "2014-07-12T15:15:50Z")

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> [@Not\_Carlson](#):
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> [2)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUStzbORyLg)  
> _Baby’s building a tower into space.  
> Space is where he’s gonna’ meet his dad!  
> Daddy’s got an arm and baby’s gonna’ harm  
> That arm by tearing it off his dad._

I would be running amok shooting clowns if this was in my head. My sympathies.

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**Author:** ![Not\_Carlson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc79bd/32.png) [@Not\_Carlson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_Carlson)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2014, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-latest-earworm/692030/38 "2014-07-12T15:44:10Z")

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Not at all.  
I only recently got into Adventure Time, but it only took me a couple of weeks to catch up.  
Bestest cartoon ever!

(Now, if you’ll excuse me, the circus audience is calling me back for an encore.)

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2014, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-latest-earworm/692030/39 "2014-07-12T15:56:22Z")

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> [@panache45](#):
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> You think you’ve got problems? Try forgetting [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVNcLUE87HQ) (ear worm starts at 3:02). And it’s not the first time either.

I knew it was a mistake to click that. I was better off with Mr. Greenjeans and Bunny Rabbit. ☹

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2014, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-latest-earworm/692030/40 "2014-08-01T15:32:52Z")

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This might be:

**THE ULTIMATE EARWORM**

Management assumes no responsibility, financial or otherwise, for doctor visits, committals, burials, etc.

**Abandon all hope, ye who enter here**

[Mystery Earworm](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ)

**Abandon all hope, ye who enter here**

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