# My letter slipped under a neighbor's door **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 3, 2010, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-letter-slipped-under-a-neighbors-door/531120 "2010-03-03T14:36:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-letter-slipped-under-a-neighbors-door/531120/41 "2010-03-03T18:36:37Z")
> [@Harmonious\_Discord](#): > > Does it go something like this? tap tap tap bang bang bang tap tap tap > [@TruCelt](#): > > The simultaneous humour and horror of this, combined with my instinctive urge to save my laptop from a delicious sugary death, resulted in my actually snarfing hot mocha. > > Bravo HD! ??? I’m sure I’m missing something… ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-letter-slipped-under-a-neighbors-door/531120/42 "2010-03-03T19:12:33Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > ??? I’m sure I’m missing something… I’m thinking Morse code. ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-letter-slipped-under-a-neighbors-door/531120/43 "2010-03-03T19:45:18Z")
Surely I’m not the only one waiting for the horse to run past along the beach! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Kiber](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kiber/32/317_2.png) [@Kiber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiber)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-letter-slipped-under-a-neighbors-door/531120/44 "2010-03-03T19:49:34Z")
> [@KneadToKnow](#): > > I’m thinking Morse code. In Morse code, **dot dot dot** is **S** and **dash dash dash** is **O**. The combination of **dot dot dot, dash dash dash, dot dot dot** is therefor **SOS**. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-letter-slipped-under-a-neighbors-door/531120/45 "2010-03-03T20:50:05Z")
> [@Kiber](#): > > In Morse code, **dot dot dot** is **S** and **dash dash dash** is **O**. The combination of **dot dot dot, dash dash dash, dot dot dot** is therefor **SOS**. So, are you agreeing with me or disagreeing with me? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ianzin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@ianzin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ianzin)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-letter-slipped-under-a-neighbors-door/531120/46 "2010-03-03T21:01:19Z")
> [@wierdaaron](#): > > …(and considering the **identicalness** of the layouts, where any neighbor’s TV… Just to say this is a great thread, and also that this is a great word. All who love the Dope should try to popularise this excellent and perfectly cromulent word until it gets recognised in dictionaries. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-letter-slipped-under-a-neighbors-door/531120/47 "2010-03-03T21:12:12Z")
I fully expect to see this thread condensed into Penthouse Letters in a few months. ---
**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-letter-slipped-under-a-neighbors-door/531120/48 "2010-03-03T21:15:39Z")
**wierdaaron,** my conclusion is that you are living in a…movie. Be careful. It might be a romcom, but it sounds like it could also be a thriller. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-letter-slipped-under-a-neighbors-door/531120/49 "2010-03-03T21:21:02Z")
> [@KneadToKnow](#): > > I’m thinking Morse code. It was an SOS allusion. ---
**Author:** ![wierdaaron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/eada6e/32.png) [@wierdaaron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wierdaaron)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-letter-slipped-under-a-neighbors-door/531120/50 "2010-03-03T21:24:57Z")
> [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](#): > > **wierdaaron,** my conclusion is that you are living in a…movie. > > Be careful. It might be a romcom, but it sounds like it could also be a thriller. If it is a romcom, I think she would be the straight-laced one I’d I’d be the free-spirited goofball, which is a reversal American audiences aren’t ready for yet. ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-letter-slipped-under-a-neighbors-door/531120/51 "2010-03-03T21:30:15Z")
Just don’t tell us she wears pajama pants! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-letter-slipped-under-a-neighbors-door/531120/52 "2010-03-03T21:32:35Z")
> [@wierdaaron](#): > > How about this: I’ve never seen her in reflect-o-vision with clothes on. But you don’t know if she’s hot? Why do I suspect that you are about to pull the other one? ---
**Author:** ![wierdaaron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/eada6e/32.png) [@wierdaaron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wierdaaron)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-letter-slipped-under-a-neighbors-door/531120/53 "2010-03-03T21:35:43Z")
I think you are confusing the neighbors. There are 2 of them. Naked neighbor and upstairs not-noise-maker-neighbor. ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-letter-slipped-under-a-neighbors-door/531120/54 "2010-03-03T21:45:08Z")
> [@wierdaaron](#): > > I think you are confusing the neighbors. There are 2 of them. Naked neighbor and upstairs not-noise-maker-neighbor. Ahh. My bad. You must meet this chick. You already have a first encounter (the notes) that beats 99.999% of any I have ever had. ---
**Author:** ![SmellMyWort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SmellMyWort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmellMyWort)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-letter-slipped-under-a-neighbors-door/531120/55 "2010-03-03T22:30:21Z")
She accidentally left her Sybian on and is too embarrassed to say anything. ---
**Author:** ![SeaDragonTattoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SeaDragonTattoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDragonTattoo)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-letter-slipped-under-a-neighbors-door/531120/56 "2010-03-03T23:31:53Z")
You may need to investigate the possibility of a secret entrance to floor 15 1/2… You don’t have low ceilings, do you? ---
**Author:** ![rhubarbarin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eb9ed0/32.png) [@rhubarbarin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rhubarbarin)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-letter-slipped-under-a-neighbors-door/531120/57 "2010-03-04T00:56:38Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Do _not_ shit where you eat. Or fuck where you live. > > Unless she’s hot. Hey, I’ve been dating my next door neighbor for 5 years! …oh. ---
**Author:** ![appleciders](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85f322/32.png) [@appleciders](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/appleciders)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-letter-slipped-under-a-neighbors-door/531120/58 "2010-03-04T01:04:20Z")
You simply must post the entirety of her note. Curious minds want to know! ---
**Author:** ![Translucent\_Daydream](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/translucent_daydream/32/16170_2.png) [@Translucent\_Daydream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Translucent_Daydream)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-letter-slipped-under-a-neighbors-door/531120/59 "2010-03-04T01:15:03Z")
I vote (like it matters) that you get it on with 1602. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-letter-slipped-under-a-neighbors-door/531120/60 "2010-03-04T01:49:45Z")
> [@appleciders](#): > > You simply must post the entirety of her note. Curious minds want to know! > [@Translucent\_Daydream](#): > > I vote (like it matters) that you get it on with 1602. These two. Also the sound is probably some kind of angry kobold or elf or something. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-letter-slipped-under-a-neighbors-door/531120.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-letter-slipped-under-a-neighbors-door/531120.md?page=4)