# My life is now complete, or More insanity from Jack Chick **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 4, 2003, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-life-is-now-complete-or-more-insanity-from-jack-chick/179682 "2003-06-04T20:07:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Anonymous\_Coward](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/94ad74/32.png) [@Anonymous\_Coward](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anonymous_Coward)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-life-is-now-complete-or-more-insanity-from-jack-chick/179682/41 "2003-06-04T23:00:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by sailor \* > \*\*Come again? \*\* šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-life-is-now-complete-or-more-insanity-from-jack-chick/179682/42 "2003-06-04T23:10:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vibrotronica \* > \*\*Anybody notice that the statue of the Antichrist in the temple giving the old heavy metal devil horns sign? I guess thatā€™s just so we know that heā€™s evil, huh? \*\* Nah, he just digs Ozzy. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-life-is-now-complete-or-more-insanity-from-jack-chick/179682/43 "2003-06-04T23:10:39Z")
Bob is apparently unaware that the penalty for using ā€œraptureā€ as a verb _and_ a noun in the same sentence is beheading, and having your liver pecked by vultures. Not necessarily in that order. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-life-is-now-complete-or-more-insanity-from-jack-chick/179682/44 "2003-06-04T23:25:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vibrotronica \* > \*\*Anybody notice that the statue of the Antichrist in the temple giving the old heavy metal devil horns sign? I guess thatā€™s just so we know that heā€™s evil, huh? \*\* How do you think the Pope is going to be able to unite the worldā€™s religions? By forming a Metallica cover band of course. A few world tours and next thing you know, youā€™re either wearing a mark or being fed into a guillotine/metal detector. Itā€™s diabolical. ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-life-is-now-complete-or-more-insanity-from-jack-chick/179682/45 "2003-06-05T00:18:59Z")
Eh, Jack Chick, again. Freekinā€™ energizer bunny. The only thing that gave me a grin is that apparently Muslims and vultures share the same sense of humor in Chickā€™s worldā€¦ Look at them laughing at each other! ---
**Author:** ![Elenfair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cc9497/32.png) [@Elenfair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elenfair)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-life-is-now-complete-or-more-insanity-from-jack-chick/179682/46 "2003-06-05T00:32:29Z")
My first reaction was: OH MY GOD! BOB AND HELEN ARE INFLATABLE! Then I saw the light. I never knew! šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-life-is-now-complete-or-more-insanity-from-jack-chick/179682/47 "2003-06-05T00:34:49Z")
Have you ever read the rest of the Chick site? Getta loada [this](http://www.chick.com/articles/testimonies/)! ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-life-is-now-complete-or-more-insanity-from-jack-chick/179682/48 "2003-06-05T00:35:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vibrotronica \* > \*\*Anybody notice that the statue of the Antichrist in the temple giving the old heavy metal devil horns sign? I guess thatā€™s just so we know that heā€™s evil, huh? \*\* Thatā€™s my favorite part! It looks like it should be saying: RAWK AWN! ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-life-is-now-complete-or-more-insanity-from-jack-chick/179682/49 "2003-06-05T01:00:37Z")
My favorite part is near the end, in the panel where people are screaming ā€œRun ā€¦ hide!ā€ and ā€œHere he comes!ā€ The header of the panel says _The Second Coming of Christ (the Jewish Messiah)_. Shit. Is that who he is? Why didnā€™t anyone TELL me before now? ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-life-is-now-complete-or-more-insanity-from-jack-chick/179682/50 "2003-06-05T01:07:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by sailor \* > \*\*Come again? \*\* Well,that should have been _climate_ of course, but I guess climax is the only word my hands know. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-life-is-now-complete-or-more-insanity-from-jack-chick/179682/51 "2003-06-05T01:20:04Z")
Not only is the giant Pope statue making the Universal Heavy Metal Sign with one hand, the other is cocked on his hip in a way that seems awfully, well, gay. So in other words, the Antichrist is going to be a gay headbanging Pope. That seems about right. Dr. J ---
**Author:** ![Winsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Winsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winsling)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-life-is-now-complete-or-more-insanity-from-jack-chick/179682/52 "2003-06-05T02:12:25Z")
Personally, Iā€™m looking forward to **Jesus Attacks at Armageddon!** Do you know whoā€™s directing? I think Ian McKellen is going to make a great Jesus. Hal ---
**Author:** ![shy\_guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a6a055/32.png) [@shy\_guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shy_guy)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-life-is-now-complete-or-more-insanity-from-jack-chick/179682/53 "2003-06-05T02:13:35Z")
I would totally buy a Jack Chick autobiography just so I could find out what the Hell is up with that dog thatā€™s in all his recent tracts. Oh the whole, though, I dunno, this one kind of let me down. He missed several perfectly good opportunities to throw pot shots at Hindus, Buddhists, gays, or whoever. And since Damien is already part of Bobā€™s crew, we didnā€™t even get to see anyoneā€™s existing belief system torn to shreds in a matter of moments! You dissapoint me, Mr. Chick. On the plus side, he managed to include the Pope and the Human Torch among the 4 horesmen of the apocalypse. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-life-is-now-complete-or-more-insanity-from-jack-chick/179682/54 "2003-06-05T02:55:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Winsling \* > \*\*Personally, Iā€™m looking forward to **Jesus Attacks at Armageddon!** Do you know whoā€™s directing? I think Ian McKellen is going to make a great Jesus. > > Hal \*\* Donā€™t let Chick hear you say that. The mere Idea of a known homosexual playing the part of Jesus! Harrumph! šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-life-is-now-complete-or-more-insanity-from-jack-chick/179682/55 "2003-06-05T03:19:04Z")
It looks like it could be a German Shepherd. Fang. Do you think he could be Soupy Salesā€™ Fang? ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-life-is-now-complete-or-more-insanity-from-jack-chick/179682/56 "2003-06-05T03:36:35Z")
[quote] _originally posted by Doctor J._ So in other words, the Antichrist is going to be a gay headbanging Pope. That seems about right. [quote] :eek: The Antichrist will be Rob Halford! ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-life-is-now-complete-or-more-insanity-from-jack-chick/179682/57 "2003-06-05T04:19:47Z")
> [@](#): > > Billions are going to hell! Billions! And God is love, huh? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-life-is-now-complete-or-more-insanity-from-jack-chick/179682/58 "2003-06-05T04:21:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eve \* > \*\*Have you ever read the rest of the Chick site? Getta loada [this](http://www.chick.com/articles/testimonies/)! \*\* I wonder how many of them are fake-I dare someone here to write a fake testimony and see if it gets printed. ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-life-is-now-complete-or-more-insanity-from-jack-chick/179682/59 "2003-06-05T04:32:20Z")
You guys are missing the point. The great state of Georgia is going to get some payback for that whole ā€œMarch to the Seaā€ thing. Goddamnright! Glad I live in Atlanta! The good thing is, with the rise of Germany and Russia again, weā€™ll finally have some good generic bad guys and Bond villians again. See, it all works itself out. Personally, I canā€™t wait for ā€œJesus II: The Vengeanceā€ā€¦ ā€œThis timeā€¦heā€™s pissed!ā€ ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-life-is-now-complete-or-more-insanity-from-jack-chick/179682/60 "2003-06-05T04:35:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GMRyujin \* > \*\*Personally, I canā€™t wait for ā€œJesus II: The Vengeanceā€ā€¦ \*\* ā€œYipee-Ki-Ay, Devil Fuckers!ā€ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-life-is-now-complete-or-more-insanity-from-jack-chick/179682.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-life-is-now-complete-or-more-insanity-from-jack-chick/179682.md?page=4)