# My little boy's first letter to Santa... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 9, 2002, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-little-boys-first-letter-to-santa/141510 "2002-12-09T14:33:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Woeg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Woeg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Woeg)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-little-boys-first-letter-to-santa/141510/21 "2002-12-23T14:51:16Z")
A friend of mine at work is determined to find a “Buddy Jesus” doll, cut it in half and put it in a Jack in the Box, and tape candy canes to its hands. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-little-boys-first-letter-to-santa/141510/22 "2002-12-23T14:53:29Z")
I’m still trying to get over the cat’s pancakes! That is hilarious! ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-little-boys-first-letter-to-santa/141510/23 "2002-12-23T15:16:00Z")
I love the way that despite all the commercials targetted at children, he still wants candy canes for the rest of the family, and pancakes for the cat. ---
**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-little-boys-first-letter-to-santa/141510/24 "2002-12-23T17:02:43Z")
Woeg: [http://store.yahoo.com/jsbstash/budchrisdass1.html](http://store.yahoo.com/jsbstash/budchrisdass1.html) Here you go ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-little-boys-first-letter-to-santa/141510/25 "2002-12-23T18:43:19Z")
Is anyone getting a picture of the cat standing on its back legs, holding a spatula, and flipping little tiny pancakes? ---
**Author:** ![Aquarius\_guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/91b2a8/32.png) [@Aquarius\_guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquarius_guy)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-little-boys-first-letter-to-santa/141510/26 "2002-12-24T05:37:57Z")
I didn’t get that picture untill you just mentioned it. Dressing a cat up to prepare breakfast is just one of the thing I could see my young cousin doing. Thanks for the mental image!! ---
**Author:** ![Audrey\_Levins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Audrey\_Levins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Audrey_Levins)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-little-boys-first-letter-to-santa/141510/27 "2002-12-24T10:53:00Z")
**I love you, and I like you too.** Impressive grasp of this concept for a three year old. I love a lot of people I really can’t stand. He’s gonna be a heartbreaker, **Woeg,** if he’s this charming after a mere three years of life. ---
**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-little-boys-first-letter-to-santa/141510/28 "2002-12-24T17:53:08Z")
Notice how Grandpa outranks Jesus. ---
**Author:** ![Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-little-boys-first-letter-to-santa/141510/29 "2002-12-24T18:26:00Z")
_I want a jumping Tigger that says “Boink.”_ You sure you name isn’t Watterson and you son’s name Calvin? You could name the tiger “Hobbs!” 😃 Thanks for sharing with an old bachelor. Made my day!! 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-little-boys-first-letter-to-santa/141510.md?page=1)