# My mayor wants me to be nice when I insult people **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 27, 2000, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mayor-wants-me-to-be-nice-when-i-insult-people/23683 "2000-06-27T03:20:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mayor-wants-me-to-be-nice-when-i-insult-people/23683/21 "2000-06-28T06:10:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > may you…may all of you become like your mothers!! > \*\* Actually, I’d kind of like to be like my mom… As for the rest of you. You are all smarter than the average bear. ---
**Author:** ![BigJoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9bd4f/32.png) [@BigJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigJoe)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mayor-wants-me-to-be-nice-when-i-insult-people/23683/22 "2000-06-28T06:20:23Z")
Silver, Ouch… you really know how to hurt a guy, don’t’cha? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![\_dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/b9e5f3/32.png) [@\_dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_dpr)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mayor-wants-me-to-be-nice-when-i-insult-people/23683/23 "2000-06-28T07:22:33Z")
BigJoe. Why do you even post? You never say anything. Are you somebody’s puppet? Go away. Your dumb guy act is starting to stench. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mayor-wants-me-to-be-nice-when-i-insult-people/23683/24 "2000-06-28T08:16:37Z")
The poster abover using the name dpr is an imposter. Check the post counts. ---
**Author:** ![BigJoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9bd4f/32.png) [@BigJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigJoe)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mayor-wants-me-to-be-nice-when-i-insult-people/23683/25 "2000-06-28T14:56:55Z")
> [@](#): > > Your dumb guy act is starting to **stench**. Stench, good word - even better when you know how to use it. ---
**Author:** ![\_Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/71e660/32.png) [@\_Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Tymp)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mayor-wants-me-to-be-nice-when-i-insult-people/23683/26 "2000-06-28T18:35:58Z")
BigBlow- you are such a :wally ---
**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mayor-wants-me-to-be-nice-when-i-insult-people/23683/27 "2000-06-28T18:55:10Z")
No tigger, I’m from NYC, the first city where the baseball manager, mayor and chief of police have prostrate cancer. They make too much sperm for their ages. May you repair a crack in the Liberty Bell, by hopping on it. ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mayor-wants-me-to-be-nice-when-i-insult-people/23683/28 "2000-06-28T20:41:01Z")
**dropzone** said: > [@](#): > > And I certainly would not consider it a character flaw nor an indication of low intelligence. Not like, say, bad typing. Tis statment make mee aboslutly livid. Ewe wil paye four tis! **BigJoe** said: > [@](#): > > MR ECKS! I’ve ALWAYS wasted my funds on strong drink and loose women, and I dare you to prove otherwise, Sir! Alright, that’s it–I don’t mind a few harmless insults, but calling me “sir” is going TOO DAMN FAR! May you be seduced by the woman of your dreams! (I realize this is pretty strong, but it’s BigJoe’s fault–he provoked me.) **Silver\_Fire** said: > [@](#): > > As for the rest of you. You are all smarter than the average bear. Yeah, well, there are rumors to the effect you’ve been known to pass tests, so I wouldn’t be parading my lack of ignorance around if I were you. ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mayor-wants-me-to-be-nice-when-i-insult-people/23683/29 "2000-06-28T20:48:35Z")
MysterEcks: May those who spel your name forget to include the “I”. May those who respond to you do so promptly. And may your hair grow. ---
**Author:** ![BigJoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9bd4f/32.png) [@BigJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigJoe)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mayor-wants-me-to-be-nice-when-i-insult-people/23683/30 "2000-06-28T20:51:27Z")
MysterEcks, You wascally wabbit! I hope you win the lottery and they pass a special law exempting you from income tax! ---
**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mayor-wants-me-to-be-nice-when-i-insult-people/23683/31 "2000-06-29T03:03:17Z")
Why you are nothing more than hydrogen, oxegen, carbon, and trace elements! Osip ---
**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mayor-wants-me-to-be-nice-when-i-insult-people/23683/32 "2000-06-29T03:10:51Z")
Hey Ecks, you got 20/10 vision!! Ha-ha ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mayor-wants-me-to-be-nice-when-i-insult-people/23683/33 "2000-06-29T06:47:17Z")
Man, you guys are just plain _mean!_ I hope you _all_ end up with happy, fulfilling lives, ya wankers! ---
**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mayor-wants-me-to-be-nice-when-i-insult-people/23683/34 "2000-06-29T23:25:46Z")
And you osip, may nobody refer your name as osit ---
**Author:** ![BigJoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9bd4f/32.png) [@BigJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigJoe)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mayor-wants-me-to-be-nice-when-i-insult-people/23683/35 "2000-06-30T00:07:28Z")
OOOHHH - Now I’m really steamed! **May you all find true love and gain massive wealth.** ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mayor-wants-me-to-be-nice-when-i-insult-people/23683/36 "2000-06-30T07:12:09Z")
Does anybody else wonder if we’re all gonna get thrown out of the Pit for this thread? ---
**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mayor-wants-me-to-be-nice-when-i-insult-people/23683/37 "2000-06-30T07:24:20Z")
No, let the moderators, those hardworking advocates for free speech, boot us all out, period. ---
**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mayor-wants-me-to-be-nice-when-i-insult-people/23683/38 "2000-06-30T19:47:57Z")
May this site always be the 411, not the 404. ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mayor-wants-me-to-be-nice-when-i-insult-people/23683/39 "2000-06-30T19:55:22Z")
May you, capacitor, …ummmmmmm. May you… ummmmmmm. May your signature fail to show up when you click show signature. ---
**Author:** ![cleosia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@cleosia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cleosia)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mayor-wants-me-to-be-nice-when-i-insult-people/23683/40 "2000-06-30T20:08:57Z")
You know guys, there’s a support group out there somewhere that will help you get over this! 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mayor-wants-me-to-be-nice-when-i-insult-people/23683.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mayor-wants-me-to-be-nice-when-i-insult-people/23683.md?page=3)