# My Mighty Wang and Balls of Power! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 27, 2002, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mighty-wang-and-balls-of-power/105899 "2002-04-27T02:47:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mighty-wang-and-balls-of-power/105899/1 "2002-04-27T02:47:58Z")
My wang is godly! It is great! Bow to it! ---
**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mighty-wang-and-balls-of-power/105899/2 "2002-04-27T03:00:22Z")
Your one way wang! ---
**Author:** ![Skerri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Skerri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skerri)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mighty-wang-and-balls-of-power/105899/3 "2002-04-27T03:33:08Z")
Okay… The only reason I’m responding to this thread is due to the title. Move along, nothing to see here… ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mighty-wang-and-balls-of-power/105899/4 "2002-04-27T03:38:17Z")
Wang of Ages! My wang has the power of life and death over Earth’s population! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mighty-wang-and-balls-of-power/105899/5 "2002-04-27T03:39:58Z")
Has anyone heard of an air shortage in Montana? ---
**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mighty-wang-and-balls-of-power/105899/6 "2002-04-27T03:45:29Z")
Thou shalt know the power of the wang. Accept Derleth as your lord! ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mighty-wang-and-balls-of-power/105899/7 "2002-04-27T03:48:06Z")
_Kowtows in abject servitude_ There is only one Wang, and Derleth is Its prophet. There is only one Wang, and Derleth is Its prophet. (Repeat, ad nauseum.) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mighty-wang-and-balls-of-power/105899/8 "2002-04-27T04:07:24Z")
Wow. I guess the reason it is dark right now is because your wang must be eclipsing the sun 😉 Or is that your ego? ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mighty-wang-and-balls-of-power/105899/9 "2002-04-27T04:22:09Z")
is it just me, or are you obsessed with your wang? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mighty-wang-and-balls-of-power/105899/10 "2002-04-27T04:23:25Z")
Chung it. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mighty-wang-and-balls-of-power/105899/11 "2002-04-27T18:42:22Z")
MY wang crushes cities! MY wang destroys sinners! MY wang comforts the wangless! MY WANG IS GODLY AND UNIQUE! [sub]What has _your_ wang done recently?[/sub] Check my new wang-enhanced sig! ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mighty-wang-and-balls-of-power/105899/12 "2002-04-27T18:50:37Z")
You really mean you have a 20 year old computer that can do all that? ---
**Author:** ![HerMajestyLorna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7cd45c/32.png) [@HerMajestyLorna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HerMajestyLorna)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mighty-wang-and-balls-of-power/105899/13 "2002-04-27T19:21:01Z")
Your wang wangs like a wanglified wanglification. ---
**Author:** ![Dragonblink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Dragonblink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragonblink)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mighty-wang-and-balls-of-power/105899/14 "2002-04-27T23:34:56Z")
That’s some serious wangitude, there. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mighty-wang-and-balls-of-power/105899/15 "2002-04-27T23:49:28Z")
Wasn’t Wana Wang one of Superman’s girlfwends? ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mighty-wang-and-balls-of-power/105899/16 "2002-04-28T00:18:46Z")
Let me be the first to say :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mighty-wang-and-balls-of-power/105899/17 "2002-04-28T00:35:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bryan Ekers \* > \*\*Wasn’t Wana Wang one of Superman’s girlfwends? \*\* Quiet, Elmer. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Taran](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Taran](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taran)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mighty-wang-and-balls-of-power/105899/18 "2002-04-28T00:36:33Z")
[On a related note…](http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2000-05-26&res=l) ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mighty-wang-and-balls-of-power/105899/19 "2002-04-28T00:36:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rico \* > \*\*You really mean you have a 20 year old computer that can do all that? \*\* Back in 1981, I worked for the Ball Computer Company (believe it or not, a subsidary of the company that makes Ball Jars) as a quality-control inspector. So I was, officially, a Ball Inspector. And proud of it. After all, being a Ball Inspector required a lot more intelligence than being a Wang Operator. Any damn fool can operate a Wang. ---
**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mighty-wang-and-balls-of-power/105899/20 "2002-04-28T01:45:55Z")
Wang way or another…I’m gonna wangya wangya wangya… 😃 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mighty-wang-and-balls-of-power/105899.md?page=2)