# My mini ST:TOS theory

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**Created:** [June 5, 2018, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mini-st-tos-theory/815460 "2018-06-05T13:23:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![Dale\_Sams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/779978/32.png) [@Dale\_Sams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dale_Sams)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2018, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mini-st-tos-theory/815460/1 "2018-06-05T13:23:25Z")

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Section 31 has a little ship that follows NCC-1701 and cleans up Kirks messes, confiscating all those useful relics. They have a warehouse full of Scalosian time accelerating water, androids, telekinetic power inducing compounds…some dude claiming to be Methuselah.  
Also…General Order Seven? No ship shall approach the Talos star system under penalty of death? But were not going to tell anyone WHY, and its the only death penalty offense left on the books?

Yeah that’s not gonna create a Streisand Effect or anything.

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**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2018, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mini-st-tos-theory/815460/2 "2018-06-05T15:52:04Z")

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I’ve often wondered if Section 31 had anything to do with the destruction of Ceti Alpha VI.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2018, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mini-st-tos-theory/815460/3 "2018-06-05T15:57:39Z")

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How many Doomsday Machines have they retro-engineered and set loose upon the universe?

(Is Section 31 staffed by Top. Men.?)

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**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2018, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mini-st-tos-theory/815460/4 "2018-06-05T16:26:14Z")

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> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#):
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> How many Doomsday Machines have they retro-engineered and set loose upon the universe?
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> (Is Section 31 staffed by Top. Men.?)

All I know is that Section 31 is run by Steve McGarrett’s dad.