# My mom sucks, for money??? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 15, 2004, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mom-sucks-for-money/260001 "2004-08-15T21:46:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![jesuslynch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e99b99/32.png) [@jesuslynch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesuslynch)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mom-sucks-for-money/260001/41 "2004-08-16T12:40:05Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > Aii, yiiii, yi yiiii > Your mother goes down for Egyptians! > So sing me another verse > Worse than the other verse > And waltz me around by my willie! I thought it was: _Aii, yiii, yi yiii_ In China they do it with Chili So here comes another verse That’s worse than the other verse Waltz me around by my willie! ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mom-sucks-for-money/260001/42 "2004-08-16T13:02:39Z")
I hate to talk about your momma but she’s in my class She’s got popcorn titties and a rubber ass She’s 99 She’s Frankenstein She’s the fattest motherfucker on the welfare line. Damn, we was some pottymouthed 7 year olds. ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mom-sucks-for-money/260001/43 "2004-08-16T14:00:35Z")
Yeah, best way to deal with insults like that is to turn them around. “Your mother sucks cock…FOR MONEY.” “No, she doesn’t - she sucks cock for CRACK. She has a REGULAR job for the money, duh.” ---
**Author:** ![barking\_frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@barking\_frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/barking_frog)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mom-sucks-for-money/260001/44 "2004-08-16T14:01:01Z")
Wow, you sure showed him. ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mom-sucks-for-money/260001/45 "2004-08-16T14:11:28Z")
You suck! And I swallow too, what’s your point? Your momma sucks! Too bad your mom didn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mom-sucks-for-money/260001/46 "2004-08-16T14:23:23Z")
> [@Liberal](#): > > I he had said to me, “You’re mom sucks,” I would have said, “No, I’m not.” Hey, it’s bad enough some guy insulted the OP’s mom. Now you’re making fun of his grammar. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mom-sucks-for-money/260001/47 "2004-08-16T15:40:10Z")
> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#): > > Hey, it’s bad enough some guy insulted the OP’s mom. Now you’re making fun of his grammar. 😃 Ha, I just got that, -thanks. I would have followed up with a “yeah, well your mom bukkakes, gargles with it and _then_ swallows it.” Then wait till the kid gets busted for looking up ‘bukkake’ sites on the internet by his swallowing mom. ---
**Author:** ![Gest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9d8465/32.png) [@Gest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gest)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mom-sucks-for-money/260001/48 "2004-08-16T15:48:37Z")
There’s no swallowing in bukkake. Didn’t your mom teach you _anything_? ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mom-sucks-for-money/260001/49 "2004-08-16T15:51:30Z")
> [@Gest](#): > > There’s no swallowing in bukkake. Didn’t your mom teach you _anything_? Fer da chissake! That’s why I used commas. And even an itallicized _then_. I really didn’t know that, thanks for the info. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mom-sucks-for-money/260001/50 "2004-08-16T16:50:47Z")
> [@](#): > > Saying derogatory comments about someone’s parents, especially their mom will get you lying in the gutter somewhere with blood pouring out of you. And that, in turn, will get the person who did the deed arrested and charged with battery or worse. Has the OP never even so much as seen an episode of COPS? It’s highly unlikely that there’s a jusrisdiction in the country where it is legal to physically attack someone over a verbal insult, even if it happens to be about your crack-smokin, john-blowin’ ho of a mother. Anyway, I’m really enjoying the responses to this thread. Sorry mine isn’t up to the standards of wit displayed so far. Do carry on. ---
**Author:** ![the\_cleaner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@the\_cleaner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_cleaner)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mom-sucks-for-money/260001/51 "2004-08-16T17:06:55Z")
> [@jesuslynch](#): > > I thought it was: > > _Aii, yiii, yi yiii_ > In China they do it with Chili > So here comes another verse > That’s worse than the other verse > Waltz me around by my willie! and I always thought it was: Aii, yiii, yi, yiii In China they never grow Chili So sing me a verse that’s worse than the first verse make sure that it’s foolish and silly… ---
**Author:** ![blowero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/41988e/32.png) [@blowero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blowero)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mom-sucks-for-money/260001/52 "2004-08-16T17:56:33Z")
> [@jesuslynch](#): > > I thought it was: > > _Aii, yiii, yi yiii_ > In China they do it with Chili > So here comes another verse > That’s worse than the other verse > Waltz me around by my willie! O.K., this is bugging me. I let it go the first time, but these rhymes don’t fit the song. They don’t have the same number of syllables. Besides, this one’s better: Yo’ momma, yo’ daddy Yo’ bald-headed granny Got holes in her panties from sittin’ on her fanny Got a big behind like Frankenstein goin’ beep beep beep down Sesame Street ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mom-sucks-for-money/260001/53 "2004-08-16T18:02:26Z")
Make it clear that you do not appreciate such childishness. Firmly tell him: Dude, get OFF of my mother. I mean, come on, I got off of your mother. ---
**Author:** ![Logan84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Logan84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Logan84)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mom-sucks-for-money/260001/54 "2004-08-16T18:24:17Z")
WAH! He made fun of my mom! WAH! ---
**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mom-sucks-for-money/260001/55 "2004-08-16T20:54:44Z")
YOU: You suck! HIM: Your mother sucks, for money! YOU: Yeah, but not nearly as good as your father! Or next time your phone rings when he’s around but the caller already hung up start a fake conversation with the phone: “Hello? Yes. I’m wearing jeans and a t-shirt why? You want to do what to me? That’s gross. With your tongue? You don’t even know me. For free? Well, I’ll think about it. Yeah, he’s right here hold on.” Hand the phone to your friend and say “Dude, it’s your mom.” ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mom-sucks-for-money/260001/56 "2004-08-16T21:04:34Z")
Honey, your mom doesn’t suck for money. But she takes it in the hienie. :wally ---
**Author:** ![Silocke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Silocke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silocke)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mom-sucks-for-money/260001/57 "2004-08-16T22:45:56Z")
> [@](#): > > I hate to talk about your momma but she’s in my class > She’s got popcorn titties and a rubber ass > She’s 99 > She’s Frankenstein > She’s the fattest motherfucker on the welfare line. HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY!!! HOW DARE YOU??? I’d like to go out on a limb and defend **ieatglue** ’s mother. She’s definately not 99. ---
**Author:** ![Bob\_Scene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bob\_Scene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Scene)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mom-sucks-for-money/260001/58 "2004-08-17T00:40:41Z")
**ieatglue’s** momma is so fat, her belt size is “Equator!” **ieatglue’s** momma has so much hair under her arms, it looks like she’s got Buckwheat in a headlock! **ieatglue’s** momma is so ugly, the weather satellites won’t photograph her hometown unless it’s cloudy! ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mom-sucks-for-money/260001/59 "2004-08-17T01:11:56Z")
I suspect that by now **ieatglue** has lost interest and gone back to his XBox. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mom-sucks-for-money/260001/60 "2004-08-17T04:40:16Z")
Aiii, yiii, yi yiiii Your grandmother swims after troop ships! (taking it to the next level) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mom-sucks-for-money/260001.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mom-sucks-for-money/260001.md?page=4)