# My moral dilemma **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 24, 2005, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-moral-dilemma/309701 "2005-06-24T17:54:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-moral-dilemma/309701/21 "2005-06-24T20:21:21Z")
Hehehe - that “golf” one is wonderfully stupid. I had not enountered that one before. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-moral-dilemma/309701/22 "2005-06-24T20:37:22Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Well, let’s see, she’s 20 years younger than me, a blonde bombshell, and attached. What do you mean “unrealistic”? :dubious: Why don’t you send me her number? I’ll call and…uh…find out if she’s…er…interested in…hmmm…you…yeah, that’s it…and I’ll let you know how it all turns out. ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-moral-dilemma/309701/23 "2005-06-24T20:40:45Z")
Yeah, some of them I’d say are correct – but the ones that are wrong are pittably so! “Good, night, sleep tight,” my ass! Watch, that one’ll be true! ---
**Author:** ![Odinoneeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@Odinoneeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odinoneeye)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-moral-dilemma/309701/24 "2005-06-24T20:42:40Z")
I think you need to take a discreet picture of this girl and set it up so we can all see it. Then one of your girlfriend. Let us see the difference and decide if it’s worht it. I recently got an E-mail from a beutiful woman that was about Mars. it made several claims. Two fo them were that Mars would make it’s closest approach to Earth than in recorded history on August 27th. The other was that Mars would be as big as a full moon to the naked eye. I debunked. I pointed out that Marss closest approach was August 27, 2003. The Email was 2 years old. Also that Mars could NEVER be as big as a full moon. At least with present orbits. If it ever did appear that big. Either Earth or Mars was way out of orbit. Not a good thing. Of course, the beutiful woman was my wife so It didn’t bother me if she got pissed. I’m used to it by now. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-moral-dilemma/309701/25 "2005-06-24T20:43:12Z")
> [@kidchameleon](#): > > Why don’t you send me her number? I’ll call and…uh…find out if she’s…er…interested in…hmmm…you…yeah, that’s it…and I’ll let you know how it all turns out. Her number is 36-24-36. Let it ring. ---
**Author:** ![My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/My_Darn_Snake_Legs)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-moral-dilemma/309701/26 "2005-06-24T21:40:02Z")
I totally tried to lick my elbow. I am cursed with a short tongue, so I was unable to do it. Close though… ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-moral-dilemma/309701/27 "2005-06-24T21:54:43Z")
> [@RandMcnally](#): > > No it’s not, I just did it. Erm…how \*you \*doin’? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-moral-dilemma/309701/28 "2005-06-24T21:59:02Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > Erm…how \*you \*doin’? 😉 I’m enjoying being over 18… ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-moral-dilemma/309701/29 "2005-06-25T01:07:10Z")
I’m reminded of the old adage, “Advice if what you ask for when you already know the answer but you don’t like it.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-moral-dilemma/309701.md?page=1)