# My mother hosted Mitt Romney for dinner

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 14, 2015, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-hosted-mitt-romney-for-dinner/712670 "2015-02-14T21:16:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-hosted-mitt-romney-for-dinner/712670/1 "2015-02-14T21:16:08Z")

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I wasn’t clear why she decided to, she’s been a Republican supporter, of course, but don’t normally host dinners for ex-potential-candidates.

Mitt’s pretty funny, actually, now that the press is off him. It was a low-key event so I got to ask him a bunch of questions. Ever the politician, he made a convincing case that he was just playing to his base and that he would have been more liberal if he had been elected.

I posted this in MPSIMS because dreams are always mundane and pointless. If you are going to dream about the rich and famous, why about old men?

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-hosted-mitt-romney-for-dinner/712670/2 "2015-02-14T21:51:24Z")

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> [@TokyoBayer](#):
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> … If you are going to dream about the rich and famous, why about old men?

The unconscious mind works with the raw material you feed it. Perhaps you should watch less Nightline and more vids of scantily (or un-) clad women?

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-hosted-mitt-romney-for-dinner/712670/3 "2015-02-14T22:02:37Z")

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Romney is a bit more palatable than the one MY Republican aunt worked for, Mike Huckabee. Ugh.

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-hosted-mitt-romney-for-dinner/712670/4 "2015-02-14T22:05:20Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
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> Romney is a bit more palatable than the one MY Republican aunt worked for, Mike Huckabee. Ugh.

I don’t think they actually ate Romney.

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**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-hosted-mitt-romney-for-dinner/712670/5 "2015-02-14T23:53:05Z")

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He was mighty good with mustard.

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**Author:** ![Shalmanese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shalmanese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shalmanese)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-hosted-mitt-romney-for-dinner/712670/6 "2015-02-15T00:00:38Z")

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> [@RealityChuck](#):
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> He was mighty good with mustard.

That’s disgusting.

Romney should only be served with low-fat mayo. Unsalted if available.

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-hosted-mitt-romney-for-dinner/712670/7 "2015-02-15T00:45:44Z")

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> [@RealityChuck](#):
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> He was mighty good with mustard.

Which is ironic because as a presidential candidate that was the one thing he didn’t cut.

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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-hosted-mitt-romney-for-dinner/712670/8 "2015-02-15T00:55:35Z")

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> [@Shalmanese](#):
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> That’s disgusting.

Exactly.

Meatloaf, again?

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**Author:** ![Lochdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/edb3f5/32.png) [@Lochdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lochdale)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-hosted-mitt-romney-for-dinner/712670/9 "2015-02-15T04:36:30Z")

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He seems like a very classy man. And he is a very successful businessman. Sounds like a fun dinner.

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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-hosted-mitt-romney-for-dinner/712670/10 "2015-02-15T15:13:39Z")

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The funny thing was that we were discussing Mormonism most of the time. Damn nearly unconverted him, but then I woke up.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-hosted-mitt-romney-for-dinner/712670/11 "2015-02-15T15:22:02Z")

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> [@RealityChuck](#):
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> He was mighty good with mustard.

You’re thinking of hot dogs, and Romney is known to fiercely support canine cooling by any means necessary.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-hosted-mitt-romney-for-dinner/712670/12 "2015-02-16T02:31:11Z")

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> [@TokyoBayer](#):
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> **My mother hosted Mitt Romney for dinner**

Did he bring a covered dish?

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**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-hosted-mitt-romney-for-dinner/712670/13 "2015-02-16T03:04:23Z")

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Damn! I hate it when interesting threads turn out to be a dream ☹

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**Author:** ![harmonicamoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/65b543/32.png) [@harmonicamoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmonicamoon)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-hosted-mitt-romney-for-dinner/712670/14 "2015-02-16T07:40:07Z")

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> [@Count\_Blucher](#):
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> Did he bring a covered dish?

I suppose it was green jello!

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-hosted-mitt-romney-for-dinner/712670/15 "2015-02-16T14:46:26Z")

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It would have been a better dream if your mother **roasted** Mitt Romney for dinner.

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-hosted-mitt-romney-for-dinner/712670/16 "2015-02-16T18:44:38Z")

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Once I dreamed I was eating my brother with a knife and fork. He was an infant even though in real life he is older than I. He tasted nothing like Mitt Romney.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-hosted-mitt-romney-for-dinner/712670/17 "2015-02-16T18:55:21Z")

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Mmmmm … needs more Romney!

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**Author:** ![DrumBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e79b87/32.png) [@DrumBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrumBum)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-hosted-mitt-romney-for-dinner/712670/18 "2015-02-18T13:36:02Z")

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What was for dessert - pie ? 🙂

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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-hosted-mitt-romney-for-dinner/712670/19 "2015-02-18T14:24:51Z")

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He wouldn’t have coffee, it’s against his religion. Water boarding is OK, caffeine is right out.

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**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-hosted-mitt-romney-for-dinner/712670/20 "2015-02-18T14:46:00Z")

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> [@TokyoBayer](#):
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> Exactly.
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> Meatloaf, again?

Well the dream was about old white men…

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