# My mother made me eat sperm **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 2, 2003, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-made-me-eat-sperm/179165 "2003-06-02T17:51:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-made-me-eat-sperm/179165/41 "2003-06-02T22:29:52Z")
As for the OP…I guess you are saying that that all-sperm diet really is healthy??😛 And I get a kick out of songs with “make love” in the title… “When We Make Love” = “When We Fuck” “I Fell Like Makin’ Love” = “I Feel Like Fuckin’” " I Just Wanna Make Love to You" = Ah you get the idea…seems like Makin’ Love is OK, but my versions say the same thing and don’t get played on the radio… You say “Tomato”, I say “Fuck” ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-made-me-eat-sperm/179165/42 "2003-06-02T23:04:09Z")
Just a few more technical terms… Fucking. Balling. Humping. Screwing. Scrumping. Porking. Doin’ It. The Horizontal mambo. The Bedspring Boogie. Gettin’ Yo Freak On. Doin tha wild thang. The hokey pokey. Bumpin’ Uglies. Hidin’ the Salami. Love handshake. Feedin’ the Clam. Pokin’ the Donut. Gettin’ it Wet. Havin a sweat fest. Bangin. Boinkin. Bonin. Bustin’ a Nut. Gettin’ Stank on ya hang low. Gettin’ it on. Gettin’ Off. Gettin’ ya swerve on. Gettin’ some poontang. Gettin’ all up in it. Gettin’ a lil somethin’ somethin’ Boppin’ Booty Call Breedin’ Freakin’ Goin’ Central Gettin’ the hook up. Knockin’ Boots Gettin some lovins’ have I missed any?? —What would scooby doo? ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-made-me-eat-sperm/179165/43 "2003-06-02T23:33:16Z")
> [@](#): > > have I missed any?? Bumpin’ Fuzz comes to mind. And Tomato ---
**Author:** ![Neidhart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Neidhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neidhart)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-made-me-eat-sperm/179165/44 "2003-06-02T23:53:13Z")
Ridin’ the baloney pony. ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-made-me-eat-sperm/179165/45 "2003-06-03T00:06:36Z")
Alfala guzzlin’ gutter sluts? Umm…not so much. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-made-me-eat-sperm/179165/46 "2003-06-03T00:24:31Z")
Discussing Uganda Ballistic stretching ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-made-me-eat-sperm/179165/47 "2003-06-03T00:41:02Z")
Leave it to Shakespeare: “Making the Beast with Two Backs” “Tupping” ---
**Author:** ![T.Slothrop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3e96dc/32.png) [@T.Slothrop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/T.Slothrop)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-made-me-eat-sperm/179165/48 "2003-06-03T02:20:06Z")
snugglebunnies ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-made-me-eat-sperm/179165/49 "2003-06-03T02:31:39Z")
Parkin’ the beef bus in Tuna Town (courtesy of the Bloodhound Gang) ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-made-me-eat-sperm/179165/50 "2003-06-03T03:08:56Z")
“Making love” only works if you have a Barry White voice. Or Marvin Gaye. I feel the urge to snicker every time I hear it, unless it’s in some classic soul. ---
**Author:** ![Ashkicker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4bbf92/32.png) [@Ashkicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashkicker)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-made-me-eat-sperm/179165/51 "2003-06-03T03:22:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by gobear \* > \*\*Parkin’ the beef bus in Tuna Town (courtesy of the Bloodhound Gang) \*\* Being a restaurant server that sounds too much like cross contamination. 😛 > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by World Eater_ > **Well, that was interesting** You can say that again. ---
**Author:** ![Uzi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/91b2a8/32.png) [@Uzi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uzi)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-made-me-eat-sperm/179165/52 "2003-06-03T04:25:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by scout1222 \* > \*\*When Peanut says “make love to me” (and yes, he does use that term), I find the urge to bust out laughing to be overwhelming. > > Trust me when I say that I do all in my power _not_ to laugh. I’m pretty sure that would kill the moment. > > Even at a wee 33 years old, my old man is truly an “old man”! \*\* You laugh everytime your “old man” wants “to make love”? Now I understand why you nicknamed him Peanut and refer to him as “wee”, because after being laughed at that is probably all he can achieve! Or, is it maybe because he is named “Peanut” that you laugh everytime he wants to do the wild thing?! Lol! (I can’t stop laughing about this. I keep imagining my friend’s wives nicknaming them “Peanut”. They’d never live it down!) ---
**Author:** ![manwithaplan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f1d935/32.png) [@manwithaplan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manwithaplan)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-made-me-eat-sperm/179165/53 "2003-06-03T08:26:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lieu \* > \*\*Alfalfa sprouts anagrams: > > Alas! Pal or stuff? > All off up rat ass. > Foul as pal farts. > A trap full of ass. \*\* In **jarbaby’s** world, alfalfa sprouts are… …as a fall of spurt. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-made-me-eat-sperm/179165/54 "2003-06-03T12:33:07Z")
> [@](#): > > What do you guys call it? Arbitration. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-made-me-eat-sperm/179165/55 "2003-06-03T13:15:14Z")
“Making love” I can handle. But can’t _stand_ the word “lover.” Geh! Happy ---
**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-made-me-eat-sperm/179165/56 "2003-06-03T21:21:14Z")
> [@](#): > > Did he just say “making fuck”? **Olentzero** , I think I love you. 😃 > [@](#): > > “Making love” I can handle. But can’t stand the word “lover.” **Happy Lendervedder** , I only use the term “lover” ironically and with a mocking inflection… luuuv-ER. Typical usage: “Is he your LOOOOVER? Do you want to have 10,000 of his babies?” Mr. Amanita and I romantically refer to the marital relation as “locking the cats out the bedroom.” If someone invited me to Make Love, they’d no doubt be turned off (or worse, turned _on_) by me peeing my pants laughing at them. It’s so hysterically soap-operatic. ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-made-me-eat-sperm/179165/57 "2003-06-03T21:43:04Z")
We (younger brother and I) were made to watch some movie. It showed a birth. It was three or four years before I realized babies didnt come out of the ASS. /shudder ---
**Author:** ![december](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/838e76/32.png) [@december](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/december)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-made-me-eat-sperm/179165/58 "2003-06-03T22:54:12Z")
A poster named **jarbabyj** Confessed some confusion today. …She’s riddled with doubts. …Which is sperm? Which is sprouts? So, she cleans her toast in a bidet. ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-made-me-eat-sperm/179165/59 "2003-06-04T00:26:52Z")
[applause] very good december, very good [/applause] now off to hustler with you. ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-made-me-eat-sperm/179165/60 "2003-06-04T03:37:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\*Havin’ a naked race? > > No seriously, we refer to it as having sex, or ‘having a go’ or ‘a quick bang’ depending on the day. \*\* How odd, I despise the phrase “have sex” as much as you describe hating the term “make love”. “Let’s have sex” makes me feel as if I’m nothing more than an orange, and what’s left of me afterwards, the peelings, just get tossed aside. It’s so…clinical, so impersonal. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-made-me-eat-sperm/179165.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-made-me-eat-sperm/179165.md?page=4)