# My mother made me eat sperm

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-made-me-eat-sperm/179165>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 2, 2003, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-made-me-eat-sperm/179165 "2003-06-02T17:51:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-made-me-eat-sperm/179165/61 "2003-06-04T03:52:08Z")

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I dunno about anyone else, but I clicked on this thread with heavy dread, thinking, “Please, God, let this be some sort of joke title.”

And lo! It was so. And I breathed easier.

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**Author:** ![The\_MacDairmuid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_MacDairmuid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_MacDairmuid)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-made-me-eat-sperm/179165/62 "2003-06-04T04:59:39Z")

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[Monty Python]

…  
Every sprout is sacred  
Every sprout is good  
Every sprout is needed  
In your neighbourhood  
…

[/Monty Python]

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**Author:** ![BF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b5ac83/32.png) [@BF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BF)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mother-made-me-eat-sperm/179165/63 "2003-06-04T16:46:26Z")

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Or as in “Grumpy Old Men”, takin’ the skin boat to tuna town…

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