# My Mouse is Crunchy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 26, 2005, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mouse-is-crunchy/301134 "2005-04-26T09:38:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mouse-is-crunchy/301134/1 "2005-04-26T09:38:28Z")
I dropped it in blueberry pie and whipped cream. :smack: I thought I cleaned it off but it’s all crunchy now and its ball keeps getting stuck. Next time, I’ll try to drop it in butter. ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mouse-is-crunchy/301134/2 "2005-04-26T09:52:32Z")
Unplug it, rinse it under running water, just water, no soap. then use a blow dryer, on the lowest setting. Hey, it can’t get worse, right? Good luck, and hint… don’t feed the mice pie. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mouse-is-crunchy/301134/3 "2005-04-26T10:37:27Z")
Why do you want to make sure your mouse’s balls aren’t sticking? You trying to breed it or something? 😃 (You’ve also put me in mind of crunchy frog) ---
**Author:** ![Bernard\_Marx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4491bb/32.png) [@Bernard\_Marx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bernard_Marx)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mouse-is-crunchy/301134/4 "2005-04-26T11:31:42Z")
> [@](#): > > (You’ve also put me in mind of crunchy frog) Damn you 😃 I came in here to post the same thing. I was going to be all cool and “Monty Python” and stuff! ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mouse-is-crunchy/301134/5 "2005-04-26T13:35:18Z")
[Homer Simpson] Mmm… crunchy mouse _drools_ [/Homer Simpson] ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mouse-is-crunchy/301134/6 "2005-04-26T13:39:39Z")
> [@congodwarf](#): > > My Mouse is Crunchy Hey, it’s better than your mouse being chewy, and getting all stuck in your teeth, and then you have to sit there for two hours with a toothpick getting that last bit of tail out from between your molars, and then you accidentally scrape the inside of your cheek with the toothpick, and it becomes a festering wound, and it gets all infected and it’s oozing pus and turning colors, and then you DIE. Count your blessings man. ---
**Author:** ![Hyperelastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Hyperelastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hyperelastic)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mouse-is-crunchy/301134/7 "2005-04-26T14:28:24Z")
Why don’t you try taking the bones out? ---
**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mouse-is-crunchy/301134/8 "2005-04-26T15:08:25Z")
You guys truly are sick sick people. God I love this place 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-mouse-is-crunchy/301134/9 "2005-04-26T15:12:58Z")
> [@Hyperelastic](#): > > Why don’t you try taking the bones out? Damn, damn, damn! I was going to make a reference! Nevertheless, I must warn you that in future you should delete the words ‘crunchy mouse’, and replace them with the legend ‘crunchy raw unboned real dead mouse’, if you want to avoid prosecution.