My musical, medical anoscope!

[vetbridge]

I’ve always loved Miltex instruments. Even more so now.

[Qadgop_the_Mercotan]

What? No references to Chuck Berry’s immortal “My dingaling”?

[Si_Amigo]

@Fetchund

I’m picturing a handbell choir…

I’m picturing QTM’s reflection in the anoscope. Perhaps the anoscope allows us to see the dark reflection of our soul! :eek:

Let’s see, you have a dark goatee and shoulder length blondish hair. You appear somewhat thin, but that could be an effect of the shape of the device. Not sure if you have glasses on, the blown up view gets a little blurry towards that part of your face. Perhaps some of our photoshop/CSI inclined dopers can back out a picture for us.

[rowrrbazzle]

@Jackmannii

There may be a future for Qadgop in composing operating chamber music.

Or chamber pot music.

[GingerOfTheNorth]

@rowrrbazzle

Or chamber pot music.

WE HAVE A WINNER!

[Autolycus]

Qadgop has a nice voice.

[Man_With_a_Cat]

“…we are awaiting further input”

I bet.

[elfbabe]

@Si Amigo

Let’s see, you have a dark goatee and shoulder length blondish hair. You appear somewhat thin, but that could be an effect of the shape of the device. Not sure if you have glasses on, the blown up view gets a little blurry towards that part of your face.

I’m not sure what YOU’RE seeing in that, but it sure isn’t Qadgop.

[Si_Amigo]

@elfbabe

I’m not sure what YOU’RE seeing in that, but it sure isn’t Qadgop.

There is clearly a man’s reflection in the silver bullet bell part of the anoscope. He is wearing a white lab coat so I assummed it was the Doc since he said it was his hand in the video. All I did was pause the movie, did a print screen and took it into a word document and blew it up 400X. Granted, the image is distorted because of the shape of the mirrored surface, but if its not a reflection of QTM, then who was holding the instrument?

[Qadgop_the_Mercotan]

@Si Amigo

There is clearly a man’s reflection in the silver bullet bell part of the anoscope. He is wearing a white lab coat so I assummed it was the Doc since he said it was his hand in the video. All I did was pause the movie, did a print screen and took it into a word document and blew it up 400X. Granted, the image is distorted because of the shape of the mirrored surface, but if its not a reflection of QTM, then who was holding the instrument?

I was certainly not wearing a white lab coat when I was making the video. No one else was in my video studio (AKA the kitchen) at the time of filming.

I’d love to see your 400X blowup, though.

[vetbridge]

@Qadgop the Mercotan

I was certainly not wearing a white lab coat when I was making the video.

So then, you need to get some sun, right?

[Qadgop_the_Mercotan]

@vetbridge

So then, you need to get some sun, right?

You bet! We’re planning a trip to the desert southwest in June just to get our sun exposure.

[Cartooniverse]

… but it’s unintelligible to me. I always wanted to print out something like this ( the load was huge, I suspect a print would run 30-50 pages ), and leaf through it as I sat on a crowded airplane.

A Straight Dope mug to the person who can translate this.

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[Si_Amigo]

@Qadgop the Mercotan

I was certainly not wearing a white lab coat when I was making the video. No one else was in my video studio (AKA the kitchen) at the time of filming.

I’d love to see your 400X blowup, though.

I sent them to your gmail account. Don’t have time to post them to the web today.

[Qadgop_the_Mercotan]

@Cartooniverse

A Straight Dope mug to the person who can translate this.

Translation here.

Looking forward to the mug.

[lieu]

Poor little placemat.

[Dijon_Warlock]

Joseph’s Technicolor Dreamcoat…Qadgop’s musical, medical anoscope.

I’m not seeing much of a difference here.

[Cartooniverse]

@Qadgop the Mercotan

Translation here.

Looking forward to the mug.

Darned defective keyboard. That should have read “hug”.

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<-------- filled with mirth.

Email me so I will know where to send it. Fair is fair. It sure does make a pleasant tinkle !

Cartooniverse

[Qadgop_the_Mercotan]

toonie, done! Check your email.

I don’t usually do things like that, but when you set it up on a tee for me like that, I can’t help but swing for a home run!

Si Amigo, that’s not me in the photos! I think the anoscope always keeps an image of the last person on whom it was used on it!!

[Moirai]

Oh. My. God.
QtM, you’re a sick man!