# "My Naked Truth" or what I call "Bullshit"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-naked-truth-or-what-i-call-bullshit/693228>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 15, 2014, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-naked-truth-or-what-i-call-bullshit/693228 "2014-07-15T21:59:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
**Page:** 10

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2014, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-naked-truth-or-what-i-call-bullshit/693228/181 "2014-07-22T14:38:25Z")

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> [@clairobscur](#):
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> …And no, men don’t put their dicks in anything that is offered, by the way.

My toaster calls out to me, but I resist.

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**Author:** ![clairobscur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/839c29/32.png) [@clairobscur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clairobscur)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2014, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-naked-truth-or-what-i-call-bullshit/693228/182 "2014-07-22T14:47:04Z")

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> [@Malacandra](#):
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> The younger and hornier you are, the more magical they are. A nineteen-year-old dick will be fairly happy with anywhere wet and warm. But men get less desperate and more choosy as they get older].

An aside, but since I read so often that horny teens/ young adults will fuck anything, I want to contradict that too. At 19, not only I wouldn’t have slept with anybody, but I was way more selective than I would become later. And believe me I both was very horny and wasn’t getting much action.

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**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2014, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-naked-truth-or-what-i-call-bullshit/693228/183 "2014-07-22T16:57:50Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> My toaster calls out to me, but I resist.

Snort.

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**Author:** ![Labrador\_Deceiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Labrador\_Deceiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labrador_Deceiver)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2014, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-naked-truth-or-what-i-call-bullshit/693228/184 "2014-07-22T18:59:40Z")

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> [@clairobscur](#):
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> And no, men don’t put their dicks in anything that is offered, by the way.

No, nobody said they did. Anywhere.

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