# My Name is Earl 10-18-05

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-10-18-05/326955>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 19, 2005, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-10-18-05/326955 "2005-10-19T18:30:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-10-18-05/326955/21 "2005-10-20T03:40:45Z")

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“Did you just call my chimney Randy?”  
“Yeah, that’s what they call chimneys in England.”

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**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-10-18-05/326955/22 "2005-10-20T03:56:59Z")

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“I. Give. You. Bad. In-fec-tion.”

“How did you get here?”

“Turn left at light, one block, turn right at light two blocks.”

The matter-of-fact resigned way that Earl went over to the fireplace and started yelling “Randy!” just cracked me up.

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**Author:** ![Slacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slacker)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-10-18-05/326955/23 "2005-10-20T04:44:56Z")

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_Time to get yo grub on!_

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-10-18-05/326955/24 "2005-10-20T05:46:55Z")

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An article in tomorrow’s New York Times said that NBC may move this show to Thursday nights, probably at 9pm. They want to rebuild the domination they had on Thursdays from 1984-2004. (It’s an especially lucrative night because the movie studios want to advertise their new movies then.)

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**Author:** ![h.sapiens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e0b2c6/32.png) [@h.sapiens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h.sapiens)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-10-18-05/326955/25 "2005-10-20T11:11:19Z")

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> [@Dewey Finn](#):
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> An article in tomorrow’s New York Times said that NBC may move this show to Thursday nights, probably at 9pm. They want to rebuild the domination they had on Thursdays from 1984-2004. (It’s an especially lucrative night because the movie studios want to advertise their new movies then.)

It was #23 in the ratings last week, and they want to move it opposite CSI? I don’t like the sound of that.

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-10-18-05/326955/26 "2005-10-20T11:53:26Z")

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> [@h.sapiens](#):
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> I liked when Randy and Earl were tied up, and Randy asked Earl to call on karma to help them out.

“It’s karma, not Lassie!”  
😃

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**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-10-18-05/326955/27 "2005-10-20T12:10:38Z")

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> [@h.sapiens](#):
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> It was #23 in the ratings last week, and they want to move it opposite CSI? I don’t like the sound of that.

For whatever it might be worth, I’d watch “Earl” and record “CSI.”

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**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-10-18-05/326955/28 "2005-10-20T12:46:09Z")

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I saw this coming.

I record everything on DVR and watch it later, so it doesn’t matter to me. I just hope they renew Earl for two extra seasons before they put it up against the #1 show.

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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-10-18-05/326955/29 "2005-10-20T13:55:25Z")

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Joy’s reaction to hearing that Ralph’s sister might be getting married was hilarious.

“If she’s getting married and didn’t ask me to be a bridesmaid, I’m gonna kick her ass.” or something like that.

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**Author:** ![MikeTheTiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@MikeTheTiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeTheTiger)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-10-18-05/326955/30 "2005-10-20T13:59:26Z")

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> [@Homebrew](#):
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> Joy’s reaction to hearing that Ralph’s sister might be getting married was hilarious.
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> “If she’s getting married and didn’t ask me to be a bridesmaid, I’m gonna kick her ass.” or something like that.

Actually she said:

“I’m going to go down to the (strip club name) and wrap her head around the pole”

This show is quite the guilty pleasure.

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**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-10-18-05/326955/31 "2005-10-20T14:56:32Z")

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> [@MikeTheTiger](#):
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> (strip club name)

Wasn’t it the Chubby (something)?

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-10-18-05/326955/32 "2005-10-20T15:08:36Z")

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> [@Stillwell Angel](#):
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> Joy: “I don’t care if she’s chinese, vietnamese or Chucky Cheese!”
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> That was my mantra at work today.

My favorite line from last night too!

Also good:

Joy: “There’s nothing in the Bible that says people have the right to learn stuff. I know, I’ve read it.”

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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-10-18-05/326955/33 "2005-10-20T19:30:07Z")

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> [@MikeTheTiger](#):
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> Actually she said:
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> “I’m going to go down to the (strip club name) and wrap her head around the pole”

Yeah, that it. Funnier too.

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**Author:** ![FlightlessBird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/cdc98d/32.png) [@FlightlessBird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlightlessBird)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-10-18-05/326955/34 "2005-10-20T19:49:29Z")

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> [@MikeTheTiger](#):
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> Actually she said:  
> “I’m going to go down to the (strip club name) and wrap her head around the pole”

I hate to nitpick, but I think it gets funnier when it’s “neck”.

_Time to get yo grub on!_

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