# "My Name is Earl" returns Thurs. April 3!!!!

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 17, 2008, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-returns-thurs-april-3/441686 "2008-03-17T20:02:17Z")\
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-returns-thurs-april-3/441686/1 "2008-03-17T20:02:17Z")

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As 'twas announced at the end of the repeat last Thursday of the Christmas Eve episode - the one where Earl gets hit by a car after declaring his independence from karma, and the reforming-whore (Alyssa Milano) he’d earlier met in prison is hit by another car just after saying she’d go to get help for him.

We’re long overdue for some new _Earl_, baby. Glad the writers’ strike is over. Woohoo!

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-returns-thurs-april-3/441686/2 "2008-03-17T21:28:59Z")

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And not a moment too soon. I, for one, would not object if Milano become a regular on the show.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-returns-thurs-april-3/441686/3 "2008-03-18T15:19:29Z")

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Yeah, not a bad idea. But I don’t want Earl tied down with a regular girlfriend. He’s just not that kinda guy. Having him stuck in prison for so long was bad enough.

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**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-returns-thurs-april-3/441686/4 "2008-03-18T16:01:47Z")

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Hooray! Can’t wait!

Was watching an episode the other day, in the Crab Shack there is a neon beer sign that looks like the Busch logo but instead it says Pusci.

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-returns-thurs-april-3/441686/5 "2008-03-18T17:17:23Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]  
Yeah, not a bad idea. But I don’t want Earl tied down with a regular girlfriend. He’s just not that kinda guy. Having him stuck in prison for so long was bad enough.  
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I absolutely hated the prison episodes. I’m much happier now that they have sprung him.

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-returns-thurs-april-3/441686/6 "2008-03-18T18:00:04Z")

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How did Earle lose his money?

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**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-returns-thurs-april-3/441686/7 "2008-03-18T18:46:54Z")

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[QUOTE=Revtim]  
How did Earle lose his money?  
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He spent it on a prom for the prison.

I’m not very hopeful myself. Most of the writing this year has been crap, and they’ve moved far away from the original premise. However, Darnell gets better and better.

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**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-returns-thurs-april-3/441686/8 "2008-03-20T13:24:53Z")

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Yes, I need more Darnell and less Randy, myself.

I hope the striking writers remembered to feed Mr. Turtle.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-returns-thurs-april-3/441686/9 "2008-03-20T18:55:38Z")

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When last we saw Mr. Turtle, he was helplessly on his back after a drunken Earl, Randy and the two whores knocked Joy and Darnell’s trailer over. I’ve never seen Darnell so clearly fighting to keep from going medieval all over Earl’s ass.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-returns-thurs-april-3/441686/10 "2008-04-03T13:45:27Z")

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Tonight, tonight, tonight…!

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**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-returns-thurs-april-3/441686/11 "2008-04-03T19:11:11Z")

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Nuts – apparently I missed that episode, _and_ its repeat. Last I saw Earl he was just out of prison and wondering what was going to happen. I’ll have to try and find the episode online.

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**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-returns-thurs-april-3/441686/12 "2008-04-03T21:43:27Z")

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Okay; watched it on the NBC website. Pretty good; I’m glad they didn’t drag out the “Bad Earl” story too long.

Imagine having a group like that do your interinvention.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-returns-thurs-april-3/441686/13 "2008-04-03T22:56:25Z")

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Yahoo. I’ve been watching the first-season reruns on TBS, but I’m glad to finally see some new Earl.

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**Author:** ![Darryl\_Lict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@Darryl\_Lict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darryl_Lict)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2008, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-returns-thurs-april-3/441686/14 "2008-04-04T04:44:04Z")

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Fuck, that was Alyssa Milano? She can definitely hang around. Good episode! I cracked up when

Earl unzips and is prepared to whip it out when the faith healer’s dad asks him to show a limp. I was getting teary when Earl was about to leave his friends

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2008, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-returns-thurs-april-3/441686/15 "2008-04-04T05:07:56Z")

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It was… OK. The whole Fifties sitcom thing was a little forced, although Ms. Milano is certainly easy on the eyes. Having Paris Hilton say “That’s hot” just once would’ve been sufficient. Earl getting hit by the fired-straight-up crossbow bolt and Randy nauseously running away was great. Hadn’t realized the same actor (or was it really twins?) was/were playing both the Home Depot loading-dock guy and the bicycle cop. Still, I didn’t laugh as much as in the old days.

But the doctor was funny:

Randy: “Isn’t there anything _good_ you can tell us about Earl?”  
Doctor: “He has a magnificent mustache, and thank Ganesh, it was not harmed.”  
Randy: “Uhhhh…”  
Doctor: “I bet you regret having only one god now.”  
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Joy: “We want a second opinion. We want a Jew doctor!”  
Doctor: “I’m Indian. Didn’t you hear? We’re the new Jews.”  
Darnell: “I thought that was the Koreans?”  
Doctor (scoffs): “They wish!”

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**Author:** ![tarragon918](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d26b3c/32.png) [@tarragon918](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tarragon918)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2008, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-returns-thurs-april-3/441686/16 "2008-04-04T10:37:20Z")

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The Indian doctor rocked. 🙂 I gotta say, though, if I was ever in Camden County, he’s probably the only doctor that I would want working on me. The rest of them seemed very incompetent! The one doctor wanted to take Earl’s gallbladder. LOL

Ethan S. was wonderful, as always, as Randy - was he -really- talking to G-D?! With Randy, who knows! And I just knew that he’d have to cross the boy faith healer off of Earl’s list to bring Earl back.

So while the episode wasn’t up to last season’s (very) high standard, at least the show has returned. Sometimes I’m still in disbelief that this is the same group who made “Yes, Dear,” a show that I absolutely abhored! LOL I still watched it occasionally, though.

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**Author:** ![Pushkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@Pushkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pushkin)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2008, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-returns-thurs-april-3/441686/17 "2008-04-04T11:40:15Z")

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Earl just started again in the UK yesterday, which makes us exactly a year and a season behind the US it seems (he’s just in prison it seems in last night’s episode).

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2008, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-returns-thurs-april-3/441686/18 "2008-04-04T11:44:24Z")

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Crabman: “You know I don’t think ‘above the waist’ is cheating.” Ha!

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**Author:** ![Ichbin\_Dubist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@Ichbin\_Dubist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ichbin_Dubist)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2008, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-returns-thurs-april-3/441686/19 "2008-04-04T11:56:55Z")

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“Take me instead, Lord! Or my weight in squirrels!”

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**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2008, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-returns-thurs-april-3/441686/20 "2008-04-04T12:01:22Z")

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Good stuff. Lot of funny bits.

But unlike B. Spears on How I Met Your Mother, Paris’s rehab sitcom spot was worthless. Totally distracted from the show. Of course, I pity Spears, and hate Paris. Makes a difference.

Randy’s talk with Earl at the end also had me glassy eyed.

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