# "My Name is Earl" season premiere, 9-21-06

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 21, 2006, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-season-premiere-9-21-06/373552 "2006-09-21T13:25:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-season-premiere-9-21-06/373552/21 "2006-09-22T01:10:17Z")

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[QUOTE=labtrash]  
CRAP CRAP CRAP  
DID IT ALWAYS START AT 8?

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You have my sympathy.

Wasn’t it on at 8 last season? 7 is too early. Not because the chillun might hear Joy say “son of a bitch”, but because it’s just too early. Some folks aren’t home from work and finished with dinner by 7, for pete’s sake!

So Joy’s in jail. This should be fun. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-season-premiere-9-21-06/373552/22 "2006-09-22T02:39:29Z")

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Great episode! I loved the helium bit. And Randy’s got some mad graffiti skillz!

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**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-season-premiere-9-21-06/373552/23 "2006-09-22T02:48:17Z")

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It’s on my DVR, and I could make a DVD for anyone who missed it. Your machine has to play DVD +R to be able to view it.

StG

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**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-season-premiere-9-21-06/373552/24 "2006-09-22T02:54:37Z")

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My only complaint was that there was no Catalina tonight. Not fair!

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**Author:** ![Operation\_Ripper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/34f0e0/32.png) [@Operation\_Ripper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Operation_Ripper)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-season-premiere-9-21-06/373552/25 "2006-09-22T02:55:49Z")

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[QUOTE=Frostillicus]  
My only complaint was that there was no Catalina tonight. Not fair!  
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Meh, she’s not really that cute, reminds me of a dude I used to room with.

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**Author:** ![MilTan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@MilTan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MilTan)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-season-premiere-9-21-06/373552/26 "2006-09-22T04:39:37Z")

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[QUOTE=Operation Ripper]  
Meh, she’s not really that cute  
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You take that back!!

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**Author:** ![Push\_You\_Down](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/push_you_down/32/9095_2.png) [@Push\_You\_Down](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Push_You_Down)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-season-premiere-9-21-06/373552/27 "2006-09-22T05:02:08Z")

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The Flea Market converation was pretty much the funniest I have ever seen.

“Good. He was a jerk. He thought his socks made the world go round.”

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-season-premiere-9-21-06/373552/28 "2006-09-22T11:54:12Z")

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I about gave myself a rupture when Randy starting singing “We represent the Lollipop Guild” and then Darnell told him, “Dude, those aren’t helium balloons.”

Can I just say I am finding Joy to be a royal bitch? She wanted a surprise birthday party, and in order to surprise her, Darnell threw it a month early, and she pitched a fit. Why exactly is he with her? Wait, don’t bother…she is easy on the eyes, I suppose.

Now, considering Joy has been charged with kidnapping, grand theft auto, and assault, how long will she be in prison?

Robin Hood, Batman, and Jesus Christ. Now that’s a superhero show I could watch!!

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**Author:** ![h.sapiens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e0b2c6/32.png) [@h.sapiens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h.sapiens)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-season-premiere-9-21-06/373552/29 "2006-09-22T13:14:00Z")

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“I don’t think Jesus or Batman would sell the truck, but Robin Hood might.”

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-season-premiere-9-21-06/373552/30 "2006-09-22T13:20:05Z")

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[QUOTE=h.sapiens]  
“I don’t think Jesus or Batman would sell the truck, but Robin Hood might.”  
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Gee, was that a “what would Jesus do” moment?  
Batman and Robin Hood. That would be a much better pairing.

Jim

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**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-season-premiere-9-21-06/373552/31 "2006-09-22T13:24:46Z")

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So, exactly how did Joy save up enough for her disappearing TV?

My fave (paraphrased), “Why don’t you just pee a circle around him?”  
“I’m not going to…”  
“Do I have to do everything myself?”

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**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-season-premiere-9-21-06/373552/32 "2006-09-22T13:34:19Z")

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My favorite line: “They’ll know that baby is Iranian as soon as he gets old enough to start talking!”

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-season-premiere-9-21-06/373552/33 "2006-09-22T14:14:49Z")

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[QUOTE=Operation Ripper]  
Oh. My. God. Helium balloon thing funniest evah.  
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Never in the 14 years she’s known me has my wife seen me laugh so hard and so long as after that scene. I damn near stroked out. Holee Moses but that was hilarious.

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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-season-premiere-9-21-06/373552/34 "2006-09-22T14:42:28Z")

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[QUOTE=ivylass]  
Can I just say I am finding Joy to be a royal bitch?  
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That just means she’s doing her job and doing it well. Joy hasn’t a single redeeming quality.

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-season-premiere-9-21-06/373552/35 "2006-09-22T14:47:25Z")

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[QUOTE=D\_Odds]  
That just means she’s doing her job and doing it well. Joy hasn’t a single redeeming quality.  
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Except her legs. And her tits.

(Ohmigod, did I just say that?!)

Actually, the actress who plays her has the best sense of comedic timing and “plastic face” I’ve ever seen on a beautiful woman. I’m so very very glad that she didn’t get cast and ruined on SNL or some other crap show.

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**Author:** ![kingpengvin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9dc877/32.png) [@kingpengvin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kingpengvin)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-season-premiere-9-21-06/373552/36 "2006-09-22T14:50:02Z")

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I lover her Mug shot… There is a beautiful woman whois not afraid to ruin her image as she chaws on gum and makes a bizarre grimace .

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-season-premiere-9-21-06/373552/37 "2006-09-22T15:26:00Z")

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[QUOTE=Gangster Octopus]  
Does anyone else see the words “My Name is Earl” and start singing the PRince song, “My Name is Prince” only with the name Earl instead of Prince?  
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I usually go with “My name is, my name is, my name is, Slim Shady!”

I wish I had known what song Randy was singing but even so that was SO funny!

It seemed like Joy and Earl were getting along a little too well though :eek:

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-season-premiere-9-21-06/373552/38 "2006-09-22T15:32:31Z")

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He was singing The Lollipop Guild’s song from The Wizard of Oz! Perfectly! He had the dance down and everything.

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**Author:** ![cbawlmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@cbawlmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cbawlmer)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-season-premiere-9-21-06/373552/39 "2006-09-22T16:24:02Z")

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[QUOTE=AuntiePam]  
Wasn’t it on at 8 last season? 7 is too early. Not because the chillun might hear Joy say “son of a bitch”, but because it’s just too early. Some folks aren’t home from work and finished with dinner by 7, for pete’s sake!  
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What? You’re supposed to eat dinner in front of the TV like everybody else!

My husband actually doesn’t get home until around 8 (Central) either, so we rely on the TiVo.

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**Author:** ![5que](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/3bc359/32.png) [@5que](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5que)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-name-is-earl-season-premiere-9-21-06/373552/40 "2006-09-22T16:36:25Z")

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[QUOTE=Dinsdale]  
My fave (paraphrased), “Why don’t you just pee a circle around him?”  
“I’m not going to…”  
“Do I have to do everything myself?”  
[/QUOTE]  
\*\*And \*\* started to unzip her Daisy Dukes. I almost stroked out.

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