My neighbor is... stealing my electricity. In a really dumb way.

I admit, I do not have any real admiration for the way you chose to handle the situation but I certainly don’t think it’s the dumbest thing anyone’s ever done. But by all means, continue to get defensive about it.

Well I for one cannot condone Hitler’s rape of Sarah Palin. Or was it Glenn Beck raping Palin while dressed as Hitler? Or was Palin dressed as Hitler? Anyway I’m sure that never happened but he really ought to lay the issue to rest by addressing it in public.

Sorry, what were we talking about?** SenorBeef **laying cable with a co-ed? Yeah, go for it, man.

That would be** implied permission** :smiley:

Who was dressed as Hitler?

Both, obviously. Don’t you have identical twin/clone fantasies too?

If this story ends with you hooking up with Energy Seeking Co-Ed, we had all better be invited to the wedding. You can give extension cords as favors.

There’s been quite a bit of random randy raping going on in that neighborhood. First it was the landscapers, and now the neighbor. Something in the water supply?

A wedding aisle festooned with extension cords!

Hide y’kids. Hide y’wife.

I thought SenorBeef was laying the co-ed while he was tied up with the cable. Or was she tied up? Or both? We need pictures!

Looking forward to the next thread where **Senorbeef ** wakes up in the morning with a condom hanging out his ass and $1.50 pushed into his hand.

Hmmm … the price has gone up.

Thats not funny at all. I paid for college that way. Don’t even ask what I did to get on the “deans” list.

And before he removed it he’d order a ruler off the internet to measure how far up his ass it was.

(Sorry Senorbeef. I have nothing against you or the way you handled the problem. I just couldn’t resist the joke.)

Where else can you find such amusement for the cost of an internet subscription I ask you?

Is there going to be a resolution to this? What went kerplunk? My life is now incomplete without the answer!

Does SenorBeef realize how large his audience has become?

Didn’t the OP mention he would be away on a tip for a week or so? I guess we have to be more patient.

He’s driving from Vegas to Ohio. No doubt stealing wifi all the way :slight_smile:

I have been getting $10…

It’s an international audience and it’s starting to get restless…