# My neighbor keeps getting naked! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 17, 2009, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-neighbor-keeps-getting-naked/517872 "2009-11-17T03:03:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![williambaskerville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f14d63/32.png) [@williambaskerville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/williambaskerville)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-neighbor-keeps-getting-naked/517872/41 "2009-11-19T15:16:57Z")
> [@JerseyFrank](#): > > If not, can I just come by and survey the orifices? er… offices? I suspect you guys are picturing svelte blonde student residents of the wimmins persuasion. Admittedly, there are some of those, but they let hairy-assed male students into university these days too. There’s a 50/50 chance this accidental nudity will be of the stomach, rather than loin, churning variety. ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-neighbor-keeps-getting-naked/517872/42 "2009-11-19T15:34:49Z")
> [@Dinsdale](#): > > Well, I do have the high schooler next door who has her friends over to play on the trampoline. Not exactly sure why they feel the water and soapsuds are necessary - imagine it has to do with keeping tramps clean. Most tramps can’t be cleaned with just soap and water… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-neighbor-keeps-getting-naked/517872/43 "2009-11-19T19:29:24Z")
The OP reminds me of that old story about the old lady who called the police because her neighbours were walking around naked in their apartment all the time. The police came, but they couldn’t really see the neighbour’s window from her windows. The old lady proceeded to demonstrate for them; “Well, you have to get on this chair and reeeeally stretch your neck out…” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-neighbor-keeps-getting-naked/517872/44 "2009-11-19T19:42:48Z")
I never would have believed so many people on the Dope would be unfamiliar with the concept of exhibitionism before. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mooch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mooch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mooch)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-neighbor-keeps-getting-naked/517872/45 "2009-11-19T20:26:48Z")
> [@KneadToKnow](#): > > I never would have believed so many people on the Dope would be unfamiliar with the concept of exhibitionism before. 🙂 I really think she has no idea. You never know. I am definitely not going to ruin the…let her know. In the interest of fairness, I think I’ll start walking the dog naked at night! ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-neighbor-keeps-getting-naked/517872/46 "2009-11-19T20:30:31Z")
> [@Mooch](#): > > In the interest of fairness, I think I’ll start walking the dog naked at night! It’s getting towards winter now. I think you should put a coat or a sweater on the dog. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-neighbor-keeps-getting-naked/517872/47 "2009-11-19T20:43:30Z")
My picture windows face the beach, but the water’s edge is a few hundred feet away, and down an embankment. We never close blinds or drapes because it’s rare that anyone walks by, especially at night. So if we are doing stuff, we just have to keep it low. And hope that anyone on a boat doesn’t have binoculars. “Keep your ass down, honey! Someone might be watching from the beach!” ---
**Author:** ![Levolor\_the\_Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc8723/32.png) [@Levolor\_the\_Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Levolor_the_Blind)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-neighbor-keeps-getting-naked/517872/48 "2009-11-19T22:26:39Z")
> [@Jolly\_Roger](#): > > Long ago in the80’s when I was 17 I delivered pizzas for Dominos. I had a delivery to an apartment complex and the person ordering said kncko on the sliding glass door on the patio. I got there and before I knocked I saw…well, a guy and a girl having sex on a couch in the room. I was too embarrassed to knock and they were too into it to notice me standing on the patio. So I went back to the store. When the boss asked why I didn’t deliver the pizza I told him “They were still working up an appetite.”. You obviously hadn’t read your script - you were supposed to deliver they pizza, they wouldn’t have been able to find the money, “Gee, pizzaboy, is there some other way we can pay you?” Cue music. ---
**Author:** ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-neighbor-keeps-getting-naked/517872/49 "2009-11-20T21:26:17Z")
> [@williambaskerville](#): > > I suspect you guys are picturing svelte blonde student residents of the wimmins persuasion. > > Admittedly, there are some of those, but they let hairy-assed male students into university these days too. There’s a 50/50 chance this accidental nudity will be of the stomach, rather than loin, churning variety. They’re willing to take their chances, I’ll bet. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-neighbor-keeps-getting-naked/517872.md?page=2)