# My neighbor's brightly glowing penises **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2014, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-neighbors-brightly-glowing-penises/677610 "2014-01-01T04:11:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-neighbors-brightly-glowing-penises/677610/21 "2014-01-01T16:18:52Z")
When you ring the doorbell, do they all buzz and writhe in time to a festive holiday carol…? [spoiler]It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year! with phalluses swelling and 50 shades telling you “Be of Good Cheer!” It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year! _ring-dong! ring-dong! ring-dong!_ [/spoiler] ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-neighbors-brightly-glowing-penises/677610/22 "2014-01-01T17:48:27Z")
Do they go well with the Leg-Lamp? ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-neighbors-brightly-glowing-penises/677610/23 "2014-01-02T00:32:06Z")
I’m just going to [leave this here](http://wgrd.com/this-is-why-you-dont-put-christmas-lights-on-a-palm-tree-photo/) and back away slowly… ---
**Author:** ![Jesse\_Pinkman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a183cd/32.png) [@Jesse\_Pinkman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesse_Pinkman)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-neighbors-brightly-glowing-penises/677610/24 "2014-01-02T00:51:33Z")
The topic title gets funnier every time I read it. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-neighbors-brightly-glowing-penises/677610/25 "2014-01-02T00:52:45Z")
> [@ZipperJJ](#): > > So it’s basically a little penis shrine, until her flowers bloom again. Just perfect. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-neighbors-brightly-glowing-penises/677610/26 "2014-01-02T00:58:36Z")
They may be Japanese…(link NSFW) [http://travel.ninemsn.com.au/world/810309/in-japan-for-the-penis-festival](http://travel.ninemsn.com.au/world/810309/in-japan-for-the-penis-festival) ---
**Author:** ![Cerealbox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Cerealbox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cerealbox)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-neighbors-brightly-glowing-penises/677610/27 "2014-01-02T01:34:01Z")
this thread is false advertising ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-neighbors-brightly-glowing-penises/677610/28 "2014-01-02T14:43:08Z")
What light in yonder window breaks? It’s…Oh my…that’s just not right… ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-neighbors-brightly-glowing-penises/677610/29 "2014-01-02T16:16:39Z")
1 if bi land, 2 if bi see ---
**Author:** ![QueenOfClubs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/53a042/32.png) [@QueenOfClubs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QueenOfClubs)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-neighbors-brightly-glowing-penises/677610/30 "2014-01-02T23:23:23Z")
this thread is a great read. sorry I’m not wittier to add to it; carry on! ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-neighbors-brightly-glowing-penises/677610/31 "2014-01-03T15:14:31Z")
This thread reminds me of my dick-nose glasses I had back in Texas. You know those Groucho Marx glasses with bushy eyebrows you can buy? I had a pair that included a penis for the nose. As a youth, I would wear them into shops and such. This passed as high humor in West Texas. Dunno whatever happened to those. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-neighbors-brightly-glowing-penises/677610/32 "2014-01-03T15:45:24Z")
> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#): > > **Are they, perhaps, Japanese?** –Bosda asked, knowingly I thought tentacles were green? ---
**Author:** ![Gilbert1984](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Gilbert1984](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gilbert1984)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-neighbors-brightly-glowing-penises/677610/33 "2014-01-03T18:06:25Z")
> [@ZipperJJ](#): > > My neighbor erected lovely cement pillars on which to place her plants, and then when it got cold she put upside-down pots over the plants to protect them. This has been my view since about October: > > [Imgur: The magic of the Internet](http://i.imgur.com/c0rBap1.jpg) > > It’s extra creepy because she’s got a husband and 2 sons. So it’s basically a little penis shrine, until her flowers bloom again. Look on the bright side. They have been given protection so you are unlikely to be surprised by a little one in 9 months time. ---
**Author:** ![Doug\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5ac83/32.png) [@Doug\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_K)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-neighbors-brightly-glowing-penises/677610/34 "2014-01-03T21:35:13Z")
Probably something like [this](http://soposhdesigns.com/tag/blow-mold-christmas-decorations-outdoor/) (about 1/4 the way down in the left column.) The details are a little fuzzier when lit at night. ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-neighbors-brightly-glowing-penises/677610/35 "2014-01-03T22:52:24Z")
Male whorehouse advertising maybe? ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-neighbors-brightly-glowing-penises/677610/36 "2014-01-03T23:27:34Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > I thought tentacles were green? See the link in my second post. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-neighbors-brightly-glowing-penises/677610/37 "2014-01-04T05:51:02Z")
> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#): > > See the link in my second post. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-neighbors-brightly-glowing-penises/677610/38 "2014-01-06T00:14:01Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > When you ring the doorbell, do they all buzz and writhe in time to a festive holiday carol…? > > [spoiler]It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year! > with phalluses swelling and > 50 shades telling you “Be of Good Cheer!” > It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year! > > _ring-dong! > ring-dong! > ring-dong!_ > > [/spoiler] Nah. Gotta be “Chet’s nuts roasting on a open fire…” ---
**Author:** ![MagicEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@MagicEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicEyes)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-neighbors-brightly-glowing-penises/677610/39 "2014-01-06T03:27:19Z")
Well, if he has a party, you can take a nice [candlestick salad](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/47/Candle_salad.JPG). ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-neighbors-brightly-glowing-penises/677610/40 "2014-01-06T07:37:44Z")
> [@MagicEyes](#): > > Well, if he has a party, you can take a nice [candlestick salad](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/47/Candle_salad.JPG). Pop that cherry! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-neighbors-brightly-glowing-penises/677610.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-neighbors-brightly-glowing-penises/677610.md?page=3)