# My new Facebook fan **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 7, 2023, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-facebook-fan/989731 "2023-09-07T12:55:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jaycat.again](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jaycat.again/32/11525_2.png) [@Jaycat.again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaycat.again)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2023, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-facebook-fan/989731/1 "2023-09-07T12:55:20Z")
It seems I have a new Facebook fan. I logged in and found that she has ‘liked’ 11 of my posts. Oh by the way, I went to her page and she is young, blonde, and beautiful and has a name like a stripper. What does it all mean? Should I be worried about anything in particular? ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2023, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-facebook-fan/989731/2 "2023-09-07T12:58:40Z")
What are stripper names? How do you know stripper names? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2023, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-facebook-fan/989731/3 "2023-09-07T13:00:07Z")
> [@SuntanLotion](#): > > What are stripper names? Luscious Delight would be one. I have no doubt it’s a scammer. And not female. And not in this country. ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2023, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-facebook-fan/989731/4 "2023-09-07T13:32:53Z")
> [@Jaycat.again](#): > > What does it all mean? It usually means they’re hoping you’ll follow back to their profile and then visit their OnlyFans or other cam-girl style site. Then give them money. It’s not actually her in this case making the Likes and stuff but rather she’s working/coerced into a group, probably in Eastern Europe/Russia and she’s being filmed for content while some other dudes are doing the “promotion” and getting most of the money. ---
**Author:** ![Jaycat.again](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jaycat.again/32/11525_2.png) [@Jaycat.again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaycat.again)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2023, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-facebook-fan/989731/5 "2023-09-07T13:35:35Z")
> [@SuntanLotion](#): > > What are stripper names? Candy, Sugar, Cinnamon… anything that sounds like a donut. ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2023, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-facebook-fan/989731/6 "2023-09-07T13:39:43Z")
My girlfriend “Bear Claw” would like to have a word with you. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2023, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-facebook-fan/989731/7 "2023-09-07T13:49:19Z")
> [@SuntanLotion](#): > > What are stripper names? One of my nephews dated a girl named Stormi (with the i doted with a heart). She was never a stripper, but the name sure brought it to mind. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2023, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-facebook-fan/989731/8 "2023-09-07T14:08:52Z")
What would Russian stripper names (in Russia) be like? ---
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2023, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-facebook-fan/989731/9 "2023-09-07T14:22:47Z")
> [@Jaycat.again](#): > > Should I be worried about anything in particular? Yes, you should be worried that this means you’ve been identified as a lonely middle-aged man on Facebook. I’ve been getting this a lot the last year or two. It’s kind of depressing seeing how many other guys seem to fall for this scam. Come on guys, have _some_ self respect. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2023, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-facebook-fan/989731/10 "2023-09-07T14:24:05Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > What would Russian stripper names (in Russia) be Anastasia and Natasha ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2023, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-facebook-fan/989731/11 "2023-09-07T14:37:39Z")
The facebook fan scam I love the most, I see on my idiot congressman’s FB page. A post gets replied to with some crypto currency investment opportunity. But the only posts that get this reply are from RWNJs. The liberal dems never get them. I guess the scammers know their targets! ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2023, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-facebook-fan/989731/12 "2023-09-07T14:48:35Z")
> [@Jophiel](#): > > My girlfriend “Bear Claw” would like to have a word with you. Topologically, not a donut. It is part of a homeomorphism with other types of pastry which may, or may not, form good stripper names (cf. “Cherry Danish”). ---
**Author:** ![Section\_Maker\_Jupe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/section_maker_jupe/32/1424_2.png) [@Section\_Maker\_Jupe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Section_Maker_Jupe)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2023, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-facebook-fan/989731/13 "2023-09-07T14:56:12Z")
Robot Arm… You have made my morning! Thank you! ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2023, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-facebook-fan/989731/14 "2023-09-07T14:58:25Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Anastasia and Natasha I was thinking more like картофельный борщ. which is Potato Borscht. My guess at the (Soviet) Russian equivalent of Cherry Danish. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2023, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-facebook-fan/989731/15 "2023-09-07T15:03:53Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > Topologically, not a donut [Menulistically](https://redbarndonuts.com/products/bear-claw-donut) it is so neener neener. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2023, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-facebook-fan/989731/16 "2023-09-07T15:05:00Z")
I used to often get friend requests from these “girls.” But when I removed my gender from my profile, it became much less frequent. ---
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2023, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-facebook-fan/989731/17 "2023-09-07T15:05:35Z")
> [@Jophiel](#): > > Menulistically Congratulations on inventing a word with zero google hits. ---
**Author:** ![Si\_Amigo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/si_amigo/32/2877_2.png) [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2023, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-facebook-fan/989731/18 "2023-09-07T15:16:04Z")
Alexa Nova. She started following me and liking some really old and obscure post today. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2023, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-facebook-fan/989731/19 "2023-09-07T16:20:33Z")
Watch for the sweet little gifs. Bears with hearts coming out their eyes or cute little mice with big beating hearts. Sure giveaway.😍 ---
**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2023, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-facebook-fan/989731/20 "2023-09-07T16:23:14Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > What would Russian stripper names (in Russia) be like? In Russia, stripper names _you._ > [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > Topologically, not a donut. It is part of a homeomorphism with other types of pastry which may, or may not, form good stripper names (cf. “Cherry Danish”). \_“Let’s give it up for ‘Éclair’!”_\ [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-facebook-fan/989731.md?page=2)