# My new game-Famous Porno Titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 21, 2007, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-game-famous-porno-titles/423429 "2007-10-21T00:05:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2007, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-game-famous-porno-titles/423429/1 "2007-10-21T00:05:01Z")
Okay, I finally thought up one of these silly games you people seem to love to invent. Very simple: provide the original title of a movie, and the next person twists it around into the title of a purported porno movie, then after that provides another title of a real movie: Sucky example: War and Peace Whores to Please The first title to start it off: The Shawshank Redemption ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2007, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-game-famous-porno-titles/423429/2 "2007-10-21T00:09:07Z")
_The Longhard Penetration_ (a prison themed gay porno movie) _Gone With The Wind_ ---
**Author:** ![enigm4tic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ba0ec/32.png) [@enigm4tic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enigm4tic)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2007, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-game-famous-porno-titles/423429/3 "2007-10-21T00:32:45Z")
_Come into the Wind_ _The Boondock Saints_ ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2007, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-game-famous-porno-titles/423429/4 "2007-10-21T01:02:41Z")
_The Boot-knock Taints_ _North Country_ ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2007, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-game-famous-porno-titles/423429/5 "2007-10-21T01:24:39Z")
North’s Cunt-a-ree, starring Peter North The Adventures of Baron Munchausen ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2007, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-game-famous-porno-titles/423429/6 "2007-10-21T01:28:20Z")
The Adventures of Baron Munch Assing Schindler’s List ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2007, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-game-famous-porno-titles/423429/7 "2007-10-21T01:29:36Z")
Edward Penis-Hands That ice-sculpture scene is a Hoot! ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2007, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-game-famous-porno-titles/423429/8 "2007-10-21T01:34:05Z")
[QUOTE=GorillaMan] The Adventures of Baron Munch Assing Schindler’s List [/QUOTE] She-handler’s Lust 9 1/2 Weeks SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2007, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-game-famous-porno-titles/423429/9 "2007-10-21T02:08:33Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] She-handler’s Lust 9 1/2 Weeks SSG Schwartz [/QUOTE] 9 1/2 inches The Sound of Music ---
**Author:** ![SpectBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a87d85/32.png) [@SpectBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpectBrain)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2007, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-game-famous-porno-titles/423429/10 "2007-10-21T02:13:33Z")
“9 1/2 Freaks” “The Attack of the 50 Foot Woman” ---
**Author:** ![enigm4tic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ba0ec/32.png) [@enigm4tic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enigm4tic)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2007, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-game-famous-porno-titles/423429/11 "2007-10-21T03:00:13Z")
[QUOTE=SpectBrain] “9 1/2 Freaks” “The Attack of the 50 Foot Woman” [/QUOTE] The attack of the 50 Foot Woman. Really this just writes itself. Transformers ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2007, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-game-famous-porno-titles/423429/12 "2007-10-21T03:09:25Z")
We had a near-simultaneous post there-I’m going with **Boyo Jim** ’s (sorry **enigm4tic** ): The Sound of Mona One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2007, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-game-famous-porno-titles/423429/13 "2007-10-21T03:59:27Z")
[QUOTE=John DiFool] We had a near-simultaneous post there-I’m going with **Boyo Jim** ’s (sorry **enigm4tic** ): The Sound of Mona One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest [/QUOTE] One Screw over the Cous-Cous nest. Next: Finding Nemo SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2007, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-game-famous-porno-titles/423429/14 "2007-10-21T04:16:06Z")
Grinding Nemo True Grit ---
**Author:** ![Lakai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lakai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lakai)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2007, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-game-famous-porno-titles/423429/15 "2007-10-21T05:14:31Z")
True Clits. To Kill a Mocking Bird. ---
**Author:** ![ArizonaTeach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2007, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-game-famous-porno-titles/423429/16 "2007-10-21T05:41:58Z")
[QUOTE=Lakai] To Kill a Mocking Bird. [/QUOTE] To Drill and Fuck a Bird Kramer vs Kramer ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2007, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-game-famous-porno-titles/423429/17 "2007-10-21T05:44:03Z")
[QUOTE=ArizonaTeach] Kramer vs Kramer [/QUOTE] Cream 'er vs. Ream 'er Die Hard ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2007, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-game-famous-porno-titles/423429/18 "2007-10-21T05:49:12Z")
[QUOTE=Spoons] Cream 'er vs. Ream 'er Die Hard [/QUOTE] Guy Hard Star Wars: A New Hope ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2007, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-game-famous-porno-titles/423429/19 "2007-10-21T06:11:54Z")
Star Whores: a New Ho The Usual Suspects ---
**Author:** ![thirdname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@thirdname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdname)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2007, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-new-game-famous-porno-titles/423429/20 "2007-10-21T07:13:32Z")
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